AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES.

THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, SO AMERICANS DON'T WANT ME TO DIE."
SHE TOOK THE FIRST PACK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE.

THE SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN MCCAIN , SAID, "I'M A SENATOR, AND A DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE NAVY UNIT FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND JUMPED.

THE THIRD PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, "I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND I AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, SOME EVEN CALL ME THE 'ANOINTED ONE'. SO HE GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.

THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLY GRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL , "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE. "THE LITTLE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA'S SMARTEST PRESIDENT TOOK MY SCHOOLBAG ."

I'll bet a silver dime that you share this one !! LOL

I think it is a hit piece too! Wonder how much Jeb Bush's minions, including the "Establishment Republicans, paid this guy to write this "piece." Not only does he try to eliminate Cruz by putting him on a par with Obama, but attacks Rubio and Jindal as well. Hmmmmmmmmm take out three people on the "hit list" and take a big swipe at the Tea Party as well. This piece is something other than what it appears on the surface. I'd bet my boots the Establishment and Jeb baby are behind it. The piece smells to high heavens!

This may have been around previously if so, I apologize.


A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology,
and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"

The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

In a message dated 2/7/2015 9:37:19 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, mmurillo@wtop.com writes:
Hi,


Lol. No it is NOT photoshopped. Actually we went through a period where some amateur hackers figured out how to hack into road signs. That sign, sadly was real. A coworker spotted it on the way to work. It was originally was setup to warn of a work zone. The funny part was contacting the Virginia Department of T***sportation about the sign, they didn't believe it at first either. If you need to verify you can always ask for Joan Morris at VDOT. She'll probably get a chuckle out of it.


Best,


Mike
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On Feb 7, 2015, at 9:13 AM,

Hi There Mr. Murillo

I am having a discussion with a gentleman who is certain that the sign from your site is photoshopped.
Just wondering if you could verify either way whether that picture is legit. Thank you.