Study Hall: This may have been around previously if so, I apologize. A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside...

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Mar 11, 2015 22:26:59 #

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

This may have been around previously if so, I apologize.

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology,
and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"

The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

Mar 11, 2015 22:30:02 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

PoppaGringo wrote:

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She certainly got what she deserved :!: :thumbup:

Payback was a doozy. :wink:

Mar 11, 2015 22:59:22 #

badbobby Loc: texas

PoppaGringo wrote:

This may have been around previously if so, I apol... (show quote)

lmao
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Mar 11, 2015 23:14:23 #

badbobby Loc: texas

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Mar 11, 2015 23:56:19 #

grace scott

PoppaGringo wrote:

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Mar 12, 2015 00:58:38 #

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

PoppaGringo wrote:

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Mar 12, 2015 08:47:14 #

Alicia Loc: NYC

PoppaGringo wrote:

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Excellent. Thanks. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mar 12, 2015 09:01:43 #

wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia

badbobby wrote:

worlds shortest books br things I love about Hilla... (show quote)

:thumbup: :thumbup:

Mar 13, 2015 14:43:48 #

Had enough

PoppaGringo wrote:

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