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Nov 8, 2014 21:48:25   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Worried for our children wrote:
Four times a year!!!

That's it, I'm turning myself into a cat and moving into your house.


You are allowed to sleep where you wish. If you approach your human, you will immediately be given ear and chin rubs. There is cat nip available weekly. Your water is filtered, not tap water. We have laser play, little balls for you to knock around and chase. You even have your own brush and receive weekly brushing. You are allowed small bites of your human's dinner. Generally, SPOILED ROTTEN!

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Nov 8, 2014 21:49:39   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Worried for our children wrote:
Lol, this one is on the "house" but you better get it before Slatten gets his grubby paws on it &#128540;


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Slatten is still traveling. We do not have to fear. We can have several wondrous meals.

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Nov 8, 2014 22:19:58   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
You are allowed to sleep where you wish. If you approach your human, you will immediately be given ear and chin rubs. There is cat nip available weekly. Your water is filtered, not tap water. We have laser play, little balls for you to knock around and chase. You even have your own brush and receive weekly brushing. You are allowed small bites of your human's dinner. Generally, SPOILED ROTTEN!


Mrs. B.'s dogs.....and fish. Who talks to a fish, and worries about it's happiness??
Now I have 2 wishes for my reincarnation!

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Nov 8, 2014 22:21:43   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Worried for our children wrote:
Lol, this one is on the "house" but you better get it before Slatten gets his grubby paws on it &#128540;


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Thank you!! Never pet a burning dog.

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Nov 8, 2014 22:23:46   #
Grugore
 
AuntiE wrote:
You are allowed to sleep where you wish. If you approach your human, you will immediately be given ear and chin rubs. There is cat nip available weekly. Your water is filtered, not tap water. We have laser play, little balls for you to knock around and chase. You even have your own brush and receive weekly brushing. You are allowed small bites of your human's dinner. Generally, SPOILED ROTTEN!



Laser play?



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Nov 8, 2014 22:45:42   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
archie bunker wrote:
Mrs. B.'s dogs.....and fish. Who talks to a fish, and worries about it's happiness??
Now I have 2 wishes for my reincarnation!


She loves you, hence...oh wait..you meant Norbert the fish. :mrgreen:

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Nov 8, 2014 22:54:21   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
She loves you, hence...oh wait..you meant Norbert the fish. :mrgreen:


:lol: :lol: Is going from an ass to a fish a graduation in status? If so, I accept!! :lol:

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Nov 8, 2014 23:53:19   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
AuntiE wrote:
You are allowed to sleep where you wish. If you approach your human, you will immediately be given ear and chin rubs. There is cat nip available weekly. Your water is filtered, not tap water. We have laser play, little balls for you to knock around and chase. You even have your own brush and receive weekly brushing. You are allowed small bites of your human's dinner. Generally, SPOILED ROTTEN!




I would forego all those accessories and benefits if I could just have one request granted. May I have UncleE as "my" human since he'll share his tuna with me?

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Nov 8, 2014 23:56:01   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
archie bunker wrote:
Thank you!! Never pet a burning dog.




Lmao, that there is some good advice. I'll put that alongside my other "notes to self" like the one about not eating yellow snow&#128077;&#128077;&#128077;&#128077;&#128077;

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Nov 9, 2014 00:00:11   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Worried for our children wrote:
I would forego all those accessories and benefits if I could just have one request granted. May I have UncleE as "my" human since he'll share his tuna with me?


Sorry, you have three humans. We each have our specialized feline assignments. He is the chief cook. I am the ear and chin rub and weekly brushing. ProgenyE cares for water, cat nip and litter. I share bits of steak, chicken, ham or pork chop from my dinner. It would be unkind to single out only one of the humanoids.

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Nov 9, 2014 00:16:34   #
Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts
 
AuntiE wrote:
Sorry, you have three humans. We each have our specialized feline assignments. He is the chief cook. I am the ear and chin rub and weekly brushing. ProgenyE cares for water, cat nip and litter. I share bits of steak, chicken, ham or pork chop from my dinner. It would be unkind to single out only one of the humanoids.




Don't cats do as they choose? However, now I see added benefits doing things your way.

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Nov 9, 2014 00:29:38   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Worried for our children wrote:
Don't cats do as they choose? However, now I see added benefits doing things your way.


You receive your portion of fresh tuna just as the others do. Because Tigger is 14 and has hyperthyroidism, he may receive a bit or two extra. Oh, you have to let us know which of the special cat treats you prefer. Each must have their preference. Tigger is a cat nip/chicken treat glutton. Unfortunately, the others have claimed the prime window sills.

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Nov 9, 2014 00:33:29   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
tmcsea1 wrote:
Hello all, I work on private yachts and am always looking for suggestions on games to play and entertainment while anchored out for a week or two. Any suggestions?


When I worked on deliveries, we never had time for games, other than cards. Always something that needed doing. However, if you have that much spare time, raid the liquor cabinet. Preferably something nautical, like rum.

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Nov 9, 2014 01:49:50   #
tmcsea1
 
Loki wrote:
When I worked on deliveries, we never had time for games, other than cards. Always something that needed doing. However, if you have that much spare time, raid the liquor cabinet. Preferably something nautical, like rum.


Hi thanks for the suggestion. It's not a matter of spare time because that's not something I have with people on board. Part of my job is ensuring every one is entertained and has fun. The goal, always, is to ensure the boss, family and guests have a truly memorable vacation.

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Nov 9, 2014 07:56:49   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
tmcsea1 wrote:
Hi thanks for the suggestion. It's not a matter of spare time because that's not something I have with people on board. Part of my job is ensuring every one is entertained and has fun. The goal, always, is to ensure the boss, family and guests have a truly memorable vacation.


That explains a lot. You had me thinking I had been working on the wrong crew.
I don't know if there are any, but have you considered perhaps there is some sort of "Nautical Jeopardy?" Or plain old "Scrabble?" Backgammon, although people have been known to lose their tempers on that one. Kind of ironic, you may have to go online to find a game you don't need to go online to play.



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