You're skipping the most obvious: Obama will declare martial law on some pretext and then use it as an excuse to stay in ofice indefinitely!

The answers to all your questions about black shortcomings can be found in a book named: "The Bell Curve". It will tell you that more than half of the black population have IQ's below 85. When you get down into the 70's, where many of them are, you are talking about non-functional human beings who cannot learn in school, and cannot distinguish right from wrong. Sound familiar?

Do us all a favor: stay "In Hiding"!

New Infectious Disease Warning

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has just broadcast an urgent warning about a newly discovered contagious disease that could infect millions of Americans. The disease is called “Dembola”, and it carries virtually a 100% mortality rate.

CDC says that the v***s is known to have infected v****g booths all across the Nation, and represents a grave danger to many Americans who will come out to v**e tomorrow. In particularly, Americans who plan to v**e Republican are warned to stay far away from v****g booths.

Apparently, the new v***s attacks and destroys brain cells of people it infects. Because of this, Democrats seem to have a built-in immunity to the disease!

Democrats, however, do seem vulnerable to a strain of the disease called “Dumbola”, which, fortunately, has a mortality rate of almost zero. CDC says this strain is inherited, and is the result of Democrats passing down stupidity from generation to generation.

The v***s is known to cause it’s victims to turn blue!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Actually, I posted this in the hope that I would get additional suggestions. However, suppose the attack occured suddenly in a restricted space like an elevator. The woman would never have time to dig around in her purse for a spray.

Hi Sweetheart:

Ok, here is the lowdown on how a woman, regardless of size, can physically defend herself from a male attacker.

Please distribute this to all of your female friends and relatives. I do not pretend to be a martial arts expert. Far from it. My martial arts experience comes from 50 years on the streets of Da' Bronx, New York.

My problem with all the "advice" on the Internet about defending yourself is that it actually dangerous. The website you directed me to was well meaning, but dangerous. Here is the basic t***h: a woman cannot fight a man by grabbing and squeezing his arm or his thigh. All you will do is anger him. And you will pay the price. The only way a woman can fight a man is to completely disable him, in other words, "take him out."

Yes, a small woman can "take out" a much larger, stronger man. The trick is to attack his vulnerabilities.

The e-mail you sent me advises you to "Kick him in the groin." This is suicide!!! It is exactly what he is waiting for. He will sidestep your kick, grab your leg, and flip you over on your back, which is exactly where he wants you to be.

Scenario One: A man approaches you from the front and attacks you. Usually, it will be by grabbing your neck and choking you. That is actually good, because both his hands are occupied.

Defense: 1. Form the fingers of your stronger hand into a fork and stab him in the eyes. Fight over!! He is on the ground rolling around in excruciating pain while you walk away. It is usually wise to feint with your other hand first. Simply throw it out away from your body so that, even for an instant, his eyes follow it. That is all the time you need. Then call the Police, when you are safely away from the area.

Defense 2: The man is wearing some type of eyeglasses. Now form the fingers of your stronger hand into a spear shape and drive them into his Adam's Apple. Be aware that, perfectly delivered, this is a k*****g blow. You will crush his windpipe. Do you care? I don't!!! Then just walk away and call the police (or the coroner)!

Scenario two: The man comes up behind you and throws his arms around you.

Defense 1: You are tall enough that your head and his head are on roughly on a par. Lean forward as far as you possibly can, and then, with all your strength, throw your head back. You will break his nose, maybe his jaw, and certainly knock out some teeth. He will be in great pain, but he is not disabled. Now go to the advice above. Spin around in his relaxed grip and go for his eyes or his throat. End of story.

Defense 2: You are much shorter. OK...another point of vulnerability is the instep of the foot. This works best if you are wearing high heels, but even flat shoes can work. With all you strength, tromp down on the instep of his foot. The pain is God-awful. This will break his grip and enable you to spin around and go for his eyes or throat.

Defense 3. This is a last resort, but, if all else fails, it is worth a try. Extend both arms as far as his grip will permit, and with all you strength, bring your elbows back into his ribs. If it works right, it will break his grip and permit you to do your thing.

These are not airhead suggestions, Sweetheart. They can save your life. I strongly suggest that women should practice the moves, just in case. Particularly the "Other Hand" feint. It is an important part of your response to his attack.

I have just pissed of a lot of men, because I have given you control over your own body. Chalk it up to my red headed Irish mother, who had rather strong feelings on this subject.

Love N' Stuff

Gene

Here is the world according to Gene:

Under C*******m, the state owns the means of production and distribution. Private ownership is prohibited.

Under Corporatism, the corporations that control the means of production and distribution ARE the state.

It would work like this:

Just like now, the work of the Nation would be done by Corporations, each with its own Board of Directors. Unlike now, these lower lever corporations would draw the Board of Directors from among the best and the brightest of the corporate staff.

49% of each corporation’s stock would be owned by the general public, 51% would be owned by a Tier One Holding Company. The Tier One Holding Company would own the controlling interests in all the base corporations in a given geographic locale. The Tier One Holding Company would be analogous to a City or Country. All public services, (Police, Fire, Emergency Medical Services, Health and Welfare Education, etc, would be departments of the holding company. These operations would be funded by profits flowing upwards from the operating companies it controls. The Board of Directors would be selected from the best and brightest of the operating company Boards of Directors.

Tier Two Holding Companies would be analogous to a state or province. Again, all public services would be performed by departments of the holding company, and funded by profits flowing upwards from the Tier One Holding Companies. Again, the Board of Directors would be selected from the best and brightest of the Tier One Holding Company Boards.

Finally, there would be a Super Holding Company that would be analogous to a National Government. The Super Holding Company would perform all the functions of a National Government, and it would be funded by funds flowing up from the Tier Two Holding Companies. The Board of Directors would be selected from among the best and brightest of the Tier Two Board members. The Board, like now, would select the Chaiman, and would have the power to replace him at any time. 100% of the stock in the Super Holding Company would be in the hands of the general public. Foreign ownership would be prohibited. Savings achieved through efficient management would be returned to the public in the way of dividends. There would be no taxes.

In this way, we insure that we have a Country funded by business profits and run by the best and brightest at all levels of “Government”, and not a government elected by people with IQ’s of 80, who are easily manipulated by politically biased media.

Granted, this is a broad brush explanation, and glosses over a lot of missing detail. Nevertheless, it is enough to grasp the heart of the plan. In all likelihood, not one single elected official from our current government would be anywhere in sight in a government run by the best and brightest the Country has to offer.

Here is something you should know about "Phishing" e-mails. Before you click on any link in an e-mail you receive, first run your cursor over the "From" address. If it turns out to be a jumble of numbers and letters, and/or if it has absolutely nothing to do with the web site it claims to be from, delete it immediately, and, if possible, block any further e-mails from that sender. Below are some of the more absurd examples I have encountered in just the last two days:

WARNING: Do not click on any of these links! They are for illustration only.

Dish TV:
YZY3IAXA3RP153DMJP3Q5PLFLFBCFF975YVQT2QW@newsletters.lobosupply.net

Free Insurance Quotes:
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E-cigs:
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Reverse Mortgage Calculator
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Supposedly Match.com
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(My Favorite absurdity!)

Be safe!

Here are a few thoughts I sent to a friend a little while back. Suffice it to say I have not changed my mind one iota:

Hi Denise:

We already have the "Super Police". Obama has militarized numerous federal departments that have no reason to have weapons. He has armed (militarized) the DHS, the IRS, the Bureau of Land Management (why do they need weapons?) and even, unbelievably, the Post Office, and God knows how many others.

Here is what I think is coming, Denise. I think Obama has no intention of stepping down when his term of office is over. I think he will use any excuse to impose martial law, and use that to suspend the e******ns, and set himself up as dictator for life.

This is why it is critical for him to disarm the American people, as well as the local police departments. There would still be the National Guard, but, when he is ready to make his move, he can simply federalize the National Guard to bring them under his control.

This may play out sooner than we think. Much sooner. People keep commenting on all his fund raising activities. The answer to that is simple. He absolutely cannot afford to lose the Senate in November. It would mean the end of his Socialist agenda, and it would make Impeachment a real possibility.

In fact, the numbers he is looking at may already be telling him the loss of the Senate cannot be avoided. Denise, what do you make of all his vacationing and golfing? He is infuriating the American people, and virtually ensuring the loss of the Senate in November. WHY? He has a plan. Think about it.

We can talk more about this, but my fear is real. Uh oh! Someone is banging on my front door! I wonder who it can be. (:>)

I completely agree with your first sentence, Alicia. After that you lost me. Let's end this here. It was only a poem!

I think I said something like that, but perhaps not as vehemently!

God creates these poems, Alicia. I just type them out for Him.

We ask the question “How”
And we ask the question “Why”.

We look to the Heavens for an answer,
But the stars wink merrily back,
Amused that these pitiful creatures below
Would seek to share in the Cosmic Mystery
That is theirs alone to know.

Man the Wise...self styled...
But unordained.
Man the Bold...Man the Fool...
It’s all the same.
An insignificant species of fragile mortality
Clinging tenuously to a spinning sphere of rock and mud

Yet of all those mired in the muck.
He alone dares raise up his eyes
And shout his plaintive questions to the Wind.
“Who are You...Where are You?”

What folly...what comedy.

But recently descended from the trees,
Yesterday learning to walk with his face uplifted to the sun,
This morning the recipient of Prometheus’ gift
This afternoon seeking to understand the nature of Absolute Being.

His half formed mind taking upon itself the right to affirm or deny.
Deny? Look to the Heavens at night. Count the stars, poor fool...
And tell me you deny!

And yet, because the Infinite is infinitely kind, the answers are there.
They have always been there; they will always be there.
But first we must walk toward the Light That Never Fails.

I originally wrote this in February 2010. It is as true now as it was then, except that Iran has had four more years to move closer to development of Nuclear weapons!

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Thinking The Unthinkable

Yesterday, for the first time ever, I heard a Fox News commentator raise the possibility of Israel using nukes against Iran. He was quickly pooh-poohed by his guest, and the subject was dropped.

I keep asking myself: “why is this subject considered to be simply unthinkable?”

Israel is confronted by a fanatical enemy that swears, almost daily, to annihilate the Israeli people in a nuclear holocaust. The Iranians are working diligently to give themselves the capability to do just that, while thumbing their collective noses at the pathetic attempts by Western Nations to get them to stop.

It seems to me to be a foregone conclusion that Israel’s survival as a nation will require them to take action to stop the Iranians from acquiring weapons of mass destruction, weapons which, once acquired, will seemingly be used against Israel immediately.

But wait! We are told repeatedly that Israel does not have the capability to destroy Iran’s nuclear processing facilities. We are told they are buried too deeply for conventional weapons to be effective, and that Iran’s defenses are too strong. I have heard the opinion that even American “Bunker Buster” bombs could not damage these Iranian facilities.

Moreover, we are told, that Israel could be overwhelmed by the ferocity of the Iranian response to any such attack. Not only would long range missiles and the Iranian Air Force attack Israeli population centers, but both Hamas and Hezbollah would launch all out attacks on Israel’s borders.

OK, so let’s say for the moment that I am the Israeli Prime Minister. I see a nation ruled by religious fanatics who are sworn to destroy my Country and wipe my people off the face of the earth. I see my enemies defying all the Nations of the world and actively working to acquire the very weapons that will enable them to carry out their threats.

And, through the efforts of my intelligence services, which are the best in the world, I know that they are very close to achieving their objective.

Worse yet, my own military commanders agree with the assessment that the Iranian nuclear facilities are beyond the reach of conventional weapons.

What to do? What to do?

What would you do? I know that if I were confronted with this situation, where the survival of my people is threatened, I would do wh**ever I had to do to ensure the survival of my Nation. If this means using nuclear weapons, then so be it. My enemy has left me no choice, even though I realize that we will be condemned by most of the Nations of the world, and may even face the sanctions that the Free World is unwilling to invoke against Iran.

Israel, reportedly, has hundreds of nuclear warheads. The use of just two or three would put an end to Iranian nuclear ambitions for decades to come, and ensure the survival of the Israeli people. It would also mean that there would be no retaliatory action, because even fanatics like the Iranians would realize that would simply trigger further nuclear attacks. Hamas and Hezbollah would climb back into their holes and keep safely out of sight.

Militarily, it is a win-win for Israel. The only downside, and it is a large consideration, would be universal condemnation, with the current American administration leading the charge. Israel would be even more isolated than it is now.

But it would survive!

Of course, this is pure speculation, and we can only sit back and watch developments.

However, I don’t think we will have long to wait. (This proved to be wrong! At this point, we are still waiting, but the moment is drawing closer.) (:<)

President Barack Obama, in a Nationally televised speech, expressly labeled the Fort Hood massacre a “Terrorist Attack”. He went on to heap praise on American intelligence networks for their fine work in discovering that the whole “Nidal Malik Hasan” identity is a sham.

In fact, President Obama announced, the perpetrator’s real name is Borg Gundarson, and he is a member of an Icelandic terrorist cell operating in the United States. The President stated that there are a number of such cells within our borders. Apparently they snuck into the U.S. through our lightly guarded border with Canada.

According to highly classified intelligence reports, these groups derisively refer to the U.S. as a “S ecret H ideout for I celandic T errorists”.

An angry President Obama said that he is taking immediate action to close the Canadian border to make sure no more of these Icelandic terrorists sneak into the U.S. He plans to deploy the 81st Airborne Division and the 101st Airborne Division to seal the border from the Great Lakes to the Atlantic Coast. “After all,” said Obama, “any Nation that will not defend its own borders must be prepared for the consequences.” Further, he is dispatching the Atlantic Fleet to the area.

Obama stated that he is particularly upset that “Borg” and his compatriots would attempt to place the blame for their murderous attack on peace loving Muslims! “In fact,” the President stated, “I have instructed American Intelligence forces to thoroughly explore the possibility that Icelandic terrorists were behind the 2001 attacks on the Twin Towers and the attack on the USS Cole.”

In attempt to cover all his bases, the President apologized profusely to the Japanese people in case it should turn out that Icelandic terrorists were responsible for the attacks on Pearl Harbor. He also apologized to Jews and Christians, citing the possible involvement of Icelanders in the Holocaust and the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ!

“I should have suspected this immediately,” Obama said. “Given that island’s long history of violent terrorists acts, this murderous attack certainly comes as no surprise.
As soon as I saw the name “Nidal Malik Hasan” I knew immediately that something was not right. To the best of my knowledge, in the entire history of the world, there has never been a terrorist type attack perpetrated by a devout Muslim!”


The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.