wallstreetgypsy Loc: The Ruins of Troy

New Infectious Disease Warning

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has just broadcast an urgent warning about a newly discovered contagious disease that could infect millions of Americans. The disease is called “Dembola”, and it carries virtually a 100% mortality rate.

CDC says that the v***s is known to have infected v****g booths all across the Nation, and represents a grave danger to many Americans who will come out to v**e tomorrow. In particularly, Americans who plan to v**e Republican are warned to stay far away from v****g booths.

Apparently, the new v***s attacks and destroys brain cells of people it infects. Because of this, Democrats seem to have a built-in immunity to the disease!

Democrats, however, do seem vulnerable to a strain of the disease called “Dumbola”, which, fortunately, has a mortality rate of almost zero. CDC says this strain is inherited, and is the result of Democrats passing down stupidity from generation to generation.

The v***s is known to cause it’s victims to turn blue!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

skott Loc: Bama

You didn't have to add the last two lines. Even the Republicans will get it.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

It's obviously related to hemorrhagic fever, where it's sufferers bleed red, THEN turn blue. :shock:

MajorAhrens Loc: Myrtle Beach

You could of left out the last two lines and the story would of been t***h. Liberalism like Islam is a mental disease.

Thunder

WSG ~~~~~That story must be true even N**i Pelosi is admitting defeat !!