badbobby wrote:
1.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
2.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
3.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
4.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
5.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie,who?
Annie one you like!
6.
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock Knock Jokes
7.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
8.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
9.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
10.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in soon?
11.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?
Knock Knock Jokes
12.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito.
13.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?
14.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!
15.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?
16.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go through this every time?
17.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
Knock Knock Jokes
18.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!
19.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abbie.
Abbie who?
Abbie birthday to you!
20.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you open the door already?!
21.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch.
22.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoe laces!
Knock Knock Jokes
23.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!
24.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow ten bucks!
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I hadda take a nap before I got to the end.