Highlander66 wrote:
Let’s see... rural Illinois ones I grew up with. ‘Dumber than a bag of mud’ , ‘dumber than a mud fence’ , ‘dumber than a sack of hammers’, ‘so full of shit his eyes are brown’, ‘his (or her) head is so far up his ass his (or her) ears are warm’, ‘when the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail’, ‘I’ll hit you so hard your grandkids will feel it!’, ‘his (or her) face looks like a mile of bad road’,