Old rural sayin's...
Jan 12, 2020 08:25:24 #
nonalien1 wrote:
Rural sayings I use. Sweating like a whore in church. Built like a brick s**t house or she's got a body like a Marshall stack. Chicken today feathers tomorrow. Suck an egg. More fun then an open casket funeral
You reminded me.
Haven't had so much fun since the hogs ate grandma.
You are about as much fun as a rubber crutch
Jan 12, 2020 11:44:40 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
You reminded me.
Haven't had so much fun since the hogs ate grandma.
You are about as much fun as a rubber crutch
Haven't had so much fun since the hogs ate grandma.
You are about as much fun as a rubber crutch
Useless as a screen door in a submarine and funnier than a fart in a space suit.
Jan 12, 2020 11:57:27 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Useless as a screen door in a submarine and funnier than a fart in a space suit.
Not so funny if you're the one in the space suit.
But then, who ya' gon'na blame
Jan 12, 2020 14:14:56 #
Re: Colder than a witches tit
My Daddy knew the rest of that. It goes :Colder than a witch’s tit in a brass brassiere on the shady side of a mountain. “
And we always said “Don’t get your knickers in a wad” rather than “panties in a twist.”
Sorry, I don’t know how to post a quote. I love the South and southernisms!
My Daddy knew the rest of that. It goes :Colder than a witch’s tit in a brass brassiere on the shady side of a mountain. “
And we always said “Don’t get your knickers in a wad” rather than “panties in a twist.”
Sorry, I don’t know how to post a quote. I love the South and southernisms!
Jan 12, 2020 14:46:34 #
billy a
Loc: South Florida
katbgone wrote:
Re: Colder than a witches tit
My Daddy knew the rest of that. It goes :Colder than a witch’s tit in a brass brassiere on the shady side of a mountain. “
And we always said “Don’t get your knickers in a wad” rather than “panties in a twist.”
Sorry, I don’t know how to post a quote. I love the South and southernisms!
My Daddy knew the rest of that. It goes :Colder than a witch’s tit in a brass brassiere on the shady side of a mountain. “
And we always said “Don’t get your knickers in a wad” rather than “panties in a twist.”
Sorry, I don’t know how to post a quote. I love the South and southernisms!
...reminds me of another - When annoyed or worked-up ... " Don't get yer tit in a wringer"
Jan 12, 2020 20:53:32 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
slatten49 wrote:
Not so funny if you're the one in the space suit.
But then, who ya' gon'na blame
But then, who ya' gon'na blame
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