Old rural sayin's...
Without serious injury, of course.
Slick as snot on a doorknob.
slatten49 wrote:
"He's crazy as a sprayed roach."
"She's crazy as a run-over dog."
"He's runnin' around like a chicken with it's head cut off."
"I need that like I need a sharp stick in the eye." -OR- "It beats a sharp stick in the eye."
"You've got me cryin' tears as big as horse turds.
"They've got the personality of a bag of chapped assholes."
"Haven't eaten anything yet I wanted to spit back out."
(When food is real good) "It'll make your tongue slap your brains out."
(when something is unlikely/calling someone a liar)
-"Yeah, and I'm a gypsy jet pilot."
-"Anyone would believe that standing on their head."
"He can't carry a tune in a bucket."
"She's got a face like the business end of an old plow horse."
"He's busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kickin' contest."
"...like white on rice."
"...cold as a witches tit." or "...cold as a well-digger's ass."
"He's so full o' s**t his eyes are turning brown."
"He's about as worthless as tits on a boar hog."
"Finer than a frog's hair"
"He couldn't find his way out of a torn paper bag."
"'Bout as full as a tick."
"Mad as a cat dunked in water."
"He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground."
"She looks like she was beat with an ugly stick."
"Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining."
"About as nervous as a cat in a roomful of rocking chairs."
"He's drunker than Cooter Brown"
Instead of saying "Be there soon." they all say "Be there directly."
"He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn."
"Does a bear s**t in the woods?"
"Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?"
"Are pork chops greasy?"
"Don't go getting your panties in a wad."
"He's so poor, he ain't got two nickels to rub together."
"Up s**t creek without a paddle."
"He's so slick he could sell ketchup Popsicles to a woman in white gloves."
"He could sell ice to an Eskimo."
"I'll be on you like a dog on a meat wagon."
"That's enough to make the preacher cuss."
"He's got about as much sense as tree bark."
"He's got a snowball's chance in hell of..."
"He's crazy as a sprayed roach." br br ... (
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I hadn't ever heard a few of those but have said the rest.
rjoeholl wrote:
S**t fire, save matches.
I haven't heard that in a while...love it
slatten49 wrote:
"He's crazy as a sprayed roach."
"She's crazy as a run-over dog."
"He's runnin' around like a chicken with it's head cut off."
"I need that like I need a sharp stick in the eye." -OR- "It beats a sharp stick in the eye."
"You've got me cryin' tears as big as horse turds.
"They've got the personality of a bag of chapped assholes."
"Haven't eaten anything yet I wanted to spit back out."
(When food is real good) "It'll make your tongue slap your brains out."
(when something is unlikely/calling someone a liar)
-"Yeah, and I'm a gypsy jet pilot."
-"Anyone would believe that standing on their head."
"He can't carry a tune in a bucket."
"She's got a face like the business end of an old plow horse."
"He's busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kickin' contest."
"...like white on rice."
"...cold as a witches tit." or "...cold as a well-digger's ass."
"He's so full o' s**t his eyes are turning brown."
"He's about as worthless as tits on a boar hog."
"Finer than a frog's hair"
"He couldn't find his way out of a torn paper bag."
"'Bout as full as a tick."
"Mad as a cat dunked in water."
"He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground."
"She looks like she was beat with an ugly stick."
"Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining."
"About as nervous as a cat in a roomful of rocking chairs."
"He's drunker than Cooter Brown"
Instead of saying "Be there soon." they all say "Be there directly."
"He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn."
"Does a bear s**t in the woods?"
"Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?"
"Are pork chops greasy?"
"Don't go getting your panties in a wad."
"He's so poor, he ain't got two nickels to rub together."
"Up s**t creek without a paddle."
"He's so slick he could sell ketchup Popsicles to a woman in white gloves."
"He could sell ice to an Eskimo."
"I'll be on you like a dog on a meat wagon."
"That's enough to make the preacher cuss."
"He's got about as much sense as tree bark."
"He's got a snowball's chance in hell of..."
"He's crazy as a sprayed roach." br br ... (
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" John Barleycorn" - liquor personified.
And a question, Oh Wise One ; " That went sideways..." I'm guessing NASCAR, but never knew for sure. Any help ?
billy a wrote:
" John Barleycorn" - liquor personified.
And a question, Oh Wise One ; " That went sideways..." I'm guessing NASCAR, but never knew for sure. Any help ?
I'm not aware of any NASCAR association, but from The Urban Dictionary...
To Go Sideways: Jargon; most commonly found among enforcement officers, military, and those in similar circles, including criminals.
Used to describe when a tense situation, usually an operation of some kind, suffers a catastrophic breakdown and devolves into near-chaos, usually requiring violence and/or aggression to restore order.
Likewise, to say something "almost went sideways" means that such a breakdown was narrowly averted.
slatten49 wrote:
I'm not aware of any NASCAR association, but from The Urban Dictionary...
To Go Sideways: Jargon; most commonly found among enforcement officers, military, and those in similar circles, including criminals.
Used to describe when a tense situation, usually an operation of some kind, suffers a catastrophic breakdown and devolves into near-chaos, usually requiring violence and/or aggression to restore order.
Likewise, to say something "almost went sideways" means that such a breakdown was narrowly averted.
I'm not aware of any NASCAR association, but from ... (
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Right , like FUBAR, I was just wondering if it stemmed from some specific "sideways".
Thanks,Slat. Happy New Year.
slatten49 wrote:
"He's crazy as a sprayed roach."
"She's crazy as a run-over dog."
"He's runnin' around like a chicken with it's head cut off."
"I need that like I need a sharp stick in the eye." -OR- "It beats a sharp stick in the eye."
"You've got me cryin' tears as big as horse turds.
"They've got the personality of a bag of chapped assholes."
"Haven't eaten anything yet I wanted to spit back out."
(When food is real good) "It'll make your tongue slap your brains out."
(when something is unlikely/calling someone a liar)
-"Yeah, and I'm a gypsy jet pilot."
-"Anyone would believe that standing on their head."
"He can't carry a tune in a bucket."
"She's got a face like the business end of an old plow horse."
"He's busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kickin' contest."
"...like white on rice."
"...cold as a witches tit." or "...cold as a well-digger's ass."
"He's so full o' s**t his eyes are turning brown."
"He's about as worthless as tits on a boar hog."
"Finer than a frog's hair"
"He couldn't find his way out of a torn paper bag."
"'Bout as full as a tick."
"Mad as a cat dunked in water."
"He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground."
"She looks like she was beat with an ugly stick."
"Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining."
"About as nervous as a cat in a roomful of rocking chairs."
"He's drunker than Cooter Brown"
Instead of saying "Be there soon." they all say "Be there directly."
"He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn."
"Does a bear s**t in the woods?"
"Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?"
"Are pork chops greasy?"
"Don't go getting your panties in a wad."
"He's so poor, he ain't got two nickels to rub together."
"Up s**t creek without a paddle."
"He's so slick he could sell ketchup Popsicles to a woman in white gloves."
"He could sell ice to an Eskimo."
"I'll be on you like a dog on a meat wagon."
"That's enough to make the preacher cuss."
"He's got about as much sense as tree bark."
"He's got a snowball's chance in hell of..."
"He's crazy as a sprayed roach." br br ... (
show quote)
Those are all good as well there Slatten thanks for posting these.
slatten49 wrote:
"He's crazy as a sprayed roach."
"She's crazy as a run-over dog."
"He's runnin' around like a chicken with it's head cut off."
"I need that like I need a sharp stick in the eye." -OR- "It beats a sharp stick in the eye."
"You've got me cryin' tears as big as horse turds.
"They've got the personality of a bag of chapped assholes."
"Haven't eaten anything yet I wanted to spit back out."
(When food is real good) "It'll make your tongue slap your brains out."
(when something is unlikely/calling someone a liar)
-"Yeah, and I'm a gypsy jet pilot."
-"Anyone would believe that standing on their head."
"He can't carry a tune in a bucket."
"She's got a face like the business end of an old plow horse."
"He's busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kickin' contest."
"...like white on rice."
"...cold as a witches tit." or "...cold as a well-digger's ass."
"He's so full o' s**t his eyes are turning brown."
"He's about as worthless as tits on a boar hog."
"Finer than a frog's hair"
"He couldn't find his way out of a torn paper bag."
"'Bout as full as a tick."
"Mad as a cat dunked in water."
"He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground."
"She looks like she was beat with an ugly stick."
"Don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining."
"About as nervous as a cat in a roomful of rocking chairs."
"He's drunker than Cooter Brown"
Instead of saying "Be there soon." they all say "Be there directly."
"He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn."
"Does a bear s**t in the woods?"
"Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?"
"Are pork chops greasy?"
"Don't go getting your panties in a wad."
"He's so poor, he ain't got two nickels to rub together."
"Up s**t creek without a paddle."
"He's so slick he could sell ketchup Popsicles to a woman in white gloves."
"He could sell ice to an Eskimo."
"I'll be on you like a dog on a meat wagon."
"That's enough to make the preacher cuss."
"He's got about as much sense as tree bark."
"He's got a snowball's chance in hell of..."
"He's crazy as a sprayed roach." br br ... (
show quote)
Fish fuzz is finer than frog hair--FYI
T***slation please---I am computerly impaired
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