A rare glimpse of the animal world. Thanks.
I agree with all these truisms, especially the ones pertaining to farting.
This is terrible advice. I don't know a soul who can abide a ripe one emitted in public.
This is an especially good Blonde joke. It is refreshing to see the Blonde win now and then.
Fortunately, I often enjoy a state of being unfuckwithable. Hang in there, Paul.
I agree, especially with the last part. If something(like duct tape)works best, use it. Thanks for the information about this multi-used tape.
A funny joke, and with illustrations!
Enter the gates of Hell if you mean to attack this lady.
You are a wise person, Thirteen.
In the recent film "The Martian", there is a running gag about duct tape. A manned Mars mission brings copious amounts of the adhesive wrap to the Red Planet. Thank God they do! Stranded astronaut Matt Damon finds a thousand and one life-saving uses for the miracle tape. On this unhospitable world, there are numerous things to keep you breathing, and duct tape is high on the list.
Bad guys(and sometimes girls)in thriller novels have found a novel use for duct tape-they use it to bind their victims. I have doubts if even Houdini could have escaped from DT bonds. Anyway, these sticky cuffs work well for villains in Tom Clancy novels. Sometimes the heroes use duct tape for the same purpose, before Miranda is invoked.
I always have a roll of this amazing tape. I mainly use it to mend books with shattered spines. Oh beautiful book, I deliver unto thee a firmer backbone.
How do you use duct tape? How would you use it if you were on Mars? Has anyone seen "The Martian"?.
Please help to expand appreciation of duct tape.
A great movie star is gone but not forgotten. She also wrote an excellent autobiography.
You are absolutely right about that.