Guess who?
1. “Make sure you have the record player on at night… make sure the kids hear words.”
https://youtu.be/4AYVwgcAOMY2. “We hold these t***hs to be self-evident. All men and women created by the, go, you know the, you know the thing.”
https://youtu.be/PpMAd7uXMSY3. “Super Thursday”
https://youtu.be/S5y3XHIyLRM4. “I’m a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate. Look me over, if you like what you see help out, if not v**e for the other Bi- gimme a look though okay?”
Fact check: Biden has not been a candidate for the United States Senate in a great many years, and is in fact running for the presidency.
5. “Alright Chuck!”
Fact check: Chris. Chris Wallace.
6. “Right here in the state of North South Carolina.”
https://youtu.be/Ccvm8tZ_A6MFact check: Not a state.
7. Worked with Deng Xiaoping, who died 23 years ago, on the Paris Climate Accord during the Obama administration.
https://youtu.be/MMGI18VaVOQ8. “Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”
https://youtu.be/BujyWqv_dRU9. Wh**ever the hell this is. “Joe B tells of kids rubbing his hairy leg”
https://youtu.be/uIjYuIeEbAo10. We’ll increase healthcare premiums and make sure care is not quality, only affordable.
https://youtu.be/8UY_8fXdvIY11. “Look, fat, look, here’s the deal.”
https://youtu.be/fbEJpr4A9mQ12. “My deceased son was the Attorney General of the United States.”
Beau Biden was only the Attorney General of Delaware.
13. This incoherent word salad.
Here’s a transcript of an answer Biden gave to a question at a town hall. Read through it, resisting the urge to mentally revise it into something more coherent:
“And so I was saying that, and what they turned around and said, Joe Biden said, in effect, they said, that Joe Biden said that what he was told, that what, that what the w***e s*********ts argue, that we have no problem, that our, our, our basic English jurisprudential system is not the problem. The problem is those countries like Africa and Asia and those places, they’re the reason why we have all these problems. So they turn it around to make it sound like that, and by the way, the title of the article is, was, is the Washington Post ‘The Deceptively (indecipherable) of Joe Biden Singles, Signals What Is Coming’ and that is that’s a whole bunch of lies. The generic point I’m making here is that, what has happened is that, I know we’re going to get in to, whomever the nominee is of the Democratic Party, is going to have a plethora of lies told about him or her, and misrepresentations and this went on the internet, this edited article, it got retweeted by some press people and then they realized it was edited to make it look like something not… w***e s*********ts, see, Biden’s acknowledging that the problem here is that that all those folks, all those minority folks are the problem. And so, in essence. And so they corrected, they corrected. You’re going to see a lot more of it. You’re going to see a lot more of not only my statements being taken out of context, and lied about, or altered, you’re going to see whomever the Democratic nominee is because that’s how this guy operates. Now. Whether or not I can win?”
14. “We choose t***h over facts.”
https://youtu.be/15RjcRJ3Z7015. “150 million people have been k**led since 2007 when Bernie v**ed to exempt the gun manufacturers from liability.”
https://youtu.be/XrlGPJ1cSxI16. Confusing Theresa May with Margaret Thatcher.
17. Confusing Angela Merkel with Margaret Thatcher.
https://youtu.be/Kt4Ds7jspdQ18 “You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.”
https://youtu.be/TwVrg6UtxXQ19. Rambling confused gibberish, including saying Robert F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr were assassinated in the late 70s.
https://youtu.be/OkWkuBNvdjo20. Fix the problem of violence against women by “punching at it and punching at it and punching at it.”
https://youtu.be/9OYYNWBt1Sw21. Implementing a childcare tax credit would “put 720 million women back in the workforce.”
https://youtu.be/_GYyt3ChLDIThis would be more than double the entire US population.
22. Thought he was in Vermont when he was in New Hampshire.
https://youtu.be/-1jqVXAbq2Y23. Confused New Hampshire and Nevada.
24. Said he was vice president during the Parkland shooting.
https://youtu.be/M5X3pIPehq4Biden left the office of the vice presidency in January 2017. The Parkland shooting was February 2018.
25. Said 1976 when he meant 2014.
https://youtu.be/CEvcYOkT-jE26. Said he’s looking forward to “appointing the first African American woman to the United States Senate.”
Nobody “appoints” senators; they’re elected. The first African American woman in the US Senate took office in 1993.
27. “Go to Joe 30330 and help me in this fight.”
Biden apparently received instructions from his team to tell debate viewers to text “Joe” to 30330, but these directions were too complicated for him. He wound up sending viewers to a random empty URL which was subsequently bought up by a Buttigieg supporter.
28. Made, then dropped, claim that he was arrested in South Africa while trying to visit Nelson Mandela in prison.
29. “Clipping c**pons at the stock market.”
https://youtu.be/OQW8EtNm3-cThat’s not a thing, Joe.
30. Confused his wife and his sister.
https://youtu.be/wacY29iMuUs31. Claimed he had the support of the “only” African American woman that had ever been elected to the senate, while the other one was standing on the stage with him.
https://youtu.be/USZmCBOQnsE32. Referred to Bernie Sanders as “the president”, then, still unable to remember his name, called him “my friend Vermont”.
https://youtu.be/3J-iQORreRY33. Also called Cory Booker “the president”.
https://youtu.be/sL3AYay7Rdw34. Repeatedly forgot Obama’s name, called him “President… My Boss”.
https://youtu.be/us4reKZxAZQ35. “My longfriend timefriend and she’s a friend she’s been my friend in and out of public life.”
https://youtu.be/9vA2Fdb3o30It appears that the Democratic Party (in it's infinite wisdom) has decided to fix, I mean orchestrate, I mean... you know what I mean... Joe Biden as it's nominee. Whoa!
https://medium.com/@caityjohnstone/stop-calling-it-a-stutter-here-are-dozens-of-examples-of-bidens-dementia-symptoms-b010c8e6b45cGuess who? br 1. “Make sure you have the record pl... (