What the country needs are statues of Kevyn types h*****g as in necktie partying in the fields for all to wail on.

May have mixed his/her meds but thinking about it what else normally takes 9 months to deliver on??? I mean him/it being a total pussy and all.

Clever but what actually did happen there. She didn't get strung up on a meat hook cause the t*****rous b***h was still with us.

The proper way to treat an American t*****r from Jollywoody Ca.


Montana Restaurant.

The radio station America FM was doing one of its 'Is Anyone Listening?' bits this morning. The first question was; Ever have a celebrity come up with the 'Do you know who I am? ' routine?'

A woman called in and said that a few years ago, while visiting her cattle rancher uncle in Billings, MT, She had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes. Many local ranchers and their wives were waiting.

Ted Turner and his ex-wife Jane Fonda came in the restaurant and wanted a table. The hostess informed them that they'd have to wait 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asked the hostess, 'Do you know who I am?' The hostess answered, 'Yes, but you'll have to wait 45 minutes.'

Then Jane asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked, 'May I help you?' 'Do you know who we are?' both Ted and Jane asked. 'Yes, but these folks have been waiting, and I can't put you ahead of them.'

Then Ted asked to speak to the owner The owner came out, and Jane again asked, 'Do you know who I am?' The owner answered, 'Yes, I do. Do you know who I am? I am the owner of this restaurant and I am a Vietnam Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead of my friends and neighbors who have been waiting here, But you also will not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night. Good bye.'

Only in America, is this a great country or what? To all who received this, this is a true story and the name of the steak house is:

Sir Scott's Oasis Steakhouse
204 W. Main ,
Manhattan , MT 59741
(406) 284-6929

If you ever get there, give this fellow a sharp salute, buy a steak, and tip the waitress. They have ten steaks on their simple menu from 32 oz. to 12 oz. Toothpicks on every table!

Keep passing this on. We should never forget our "national t*****r" !!

I will not be the one to stop forwarding this. Will You ????

I find it interesting as to how you used YOUR body parts (although slightly enlarged I would guess) while t***splanting a Trump like head onto your torso. Very cute, not ingenious by any means but cute for a liberal.

Morning stroll around the marina


This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the Marina. I noticed a man shouting "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels!", when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown!

Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you help those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department!

It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded. I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.

What does man have to do with it? Its just a phrase allowing women the same rights as men, repeat yourself as often as you wish, as often as you wish, wish. I ain't doin too bad for the shape I'm in, breathing is a minor pain in the rear but only in the right lung and the anxiety attacks are constant but hey I keep waking up every morning so all is well, of course I don't sleep all that much so morning can come at almost anytime. Hows things on your end Linda? Great I hope and you did win the Lotto didn't you?

We conservatives would look it up but then we would have to go to war against you lying progressive scumbags to straighten out the country again. Progressive politics has not worked in any country in the world where it has been tried, no matter how many times it has been tried. You could look that up but then the facts would go against your progressive c*******t ideology and you know that just can't be allowed to happen.

Another miracle of the almost lost world, we all think alike. Brian.

That is not known as repetition that is what is known as the reality and honesty of his inner soul. He is very worthy of such and caries it well I think.

The Neo N**i and the KKK have always been far left Demonrat and always will be. Learn some true history at some point, it will do you good.

Oh come on now you little liberal whore, I'm sure payne1000 is your real name b***h. What a fricken moronic jerk you are.
Come on put your true name up here and your street address as well----

Nope, I be the one who put your ass upside down in the creek bed to begin with. A true American not a Marxist/C*******t/Socialist/Liberal wh**ever you call yourself moron. You standing with our American f**g and attempting to portray yourself as an old world Constitutional American is one of the most disgraceful and d********g things a progressive mindset such as yours can attempt and yes I would put an end to your plight at any time. FOAD toilet boy.

Yup, found upside down in a river bed way to late for help from caring real people.

You should have stayed in Reno as it is becoming much more of a liberal comfortable town, but then I guess Bend has been Comifornicated almost totally now so not much difference really. I can remember years ago when Bend and the outlying area was a conservative cowboy/ranch country. Now completely destroyed by liberal/progressive/c*******t/socialist/Marxist pick a name you like asses such as yourself. What a shame for the country people like you insist on remaining in the US with the sole purpose of the destruction of the USA. I feel the future will NOT be in your favor and it will definitely not be kind to the likes of you. Oh by the way welcome to the OPP show.