The stroll.
May 28, 2017 10:34:21 #
Morning stroll around the marina
This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the Marina. I noticed a man shouting "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels!", when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown!
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you help those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department!
It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded. I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.
This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the Marina. I noticed a man shouting "Allah be praised!" and "Death to all Infidels!", when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown!
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you help those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department!
It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded. I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.
May 28, 2017 10:41:29 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Morning stroll around the marina br br br This ... (show quote)
Now that is the way to respond for sure. I was just wondering if maybe there isn't another method that would work and you wouldn't have to use up those stamps. Are there any Indian reservations where you could get them to drum out a message to the local authorities. That would be somewhat cheaper would be my guess anyway.
May 28, 2017 10:44:02 #
bahmer wrote:
Now that is the way to respond for sure. I was just wondering if maybe there isn't another method that would work and you wouldn't have to use up those stamps. Are there any Indian reservations where you could get them to drum out a message to the local authorities. That would be somewhat cheaper would be my guess anyway.
Maybe.....smoke signals. Hah
May 28, 2017 10:50:43 #
nwtk2007
Loc: Texas
Onelostdog wrote:
Morning stroll around the marina br br br This ... (show quote)
What a waste of not just stamps, but good paper end envelopes!!
May 29, 2017 11:59:29 #
May 29, 2017 12:04:08 #
Onelostdog wrote:
Morning stroll around the marina br br br This ... (show quote)
It was worth every penny.May 29, 2017 19:48:24 #
Or fire up the hibachi and send a smoke signal. Mike
bahmer wrote:
Now that is the way to respond for sure. I was just wondering if maybe there isn't another method that would work and you wouldn't have to use up those stamps. Are there any Indian reservations where you could get them to drum out a message to the local authorities. That would be somewhat cheaper would be my guess anyway.
May 30, 2017 12:19:10 #
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