The solution to the safety and security problems presented by Obama’s importation of thousands of potential terrorists from the Middle East is simple….. Really.

1. Man about fifty polygraphs at the airport the refugees are to arrive at. With this staffing, it would probably take no more than an hour or so to process a plane full of these people. Then after asking each “refugee” questions to calibrate the lie detectors such as “Is your name so and so?”, “Are you a citizen of such and such a country?” The following two direct questions are asked:

a. “Are you a jihadi terrorist?” If subject passes with a No answer, go on to question (b). But if the subject answers Yes (doubtful) or fails with a No answer he/she is handcuffed and led off to incarceration to await a military tribunal (or maybe execution?).

b. If question (a) is passed, the second and final question is: “Then do you sympathize with and/or support the jihadi movement/terrorists?” If answered Yes or with a failed No answer, the subject is immediately subject to armed detention and is shipped back on the next plane to wherever they came from with no possibility of legally reentering the US (or perhaps a military tribunal, or maybe even execution?).

But if the subject passes both of the above two questions, then they are told “Welcome to America! You may remain here for six months unless you assimilate into our culture, learn our language, take vocational training courses, get a job etc. etc. But you will not have an opportunity for citizenship until you reach the front of the line behind all other legal applicants, no EBT cards, no Medicaid, no other government handouts except for temporary housing (no TV or WiFi and only three square meals a day) in the detention camps that Homeland Security has built to house the rest of us dangerous “clingers on.” But if this arrangement is not satisfactory to you Mr. or Ms. Moslem, the plane you came in on is still on the runway ready to take you back where you came from.”

What do ya think?