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Mar 6, 2019 15:46:38   #
Squiddiddler wrote:
Good one!





During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.



He described a typical day this way:



“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,



drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,



jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake,



marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,



crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.”



Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”



”NAH,” he replied, “I'm just a s**tty golfer.”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEwnd1wbE-M
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totally believable
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Mar 6, 2019 15:43:21   #
Sicilianthing wrote:
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Liberal or Conservative, pay attention and see if you can name the characters:


Conservative babes are hot ! Liberal chicks are not !! -- Sex sells---Hmmm
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Mar 6, 2019 10:41:21   #
Glad I don't watch much news---
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Mar 6, 2019 10:38:34   #
tommsteyer wrote:
they want fresh faced aoc the horse teeth socialista barbie.


She is only 29 and the rules say one has to be 36 to be president. There will never be another Trump. Political figures just seem to get weirder all the time. I'll v**e for a regular citizen that comes from out of nowhere before I'll v**e for a loud mouth with nothing to offer but criticism of the other guy. Tell me what you can do and how you will do it. That's what is important to me.
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Mar 6, 2019 10:24:42   #
debeda wrote:
So sorry for your loss, Tom. I believe our loved ones never truly leave us, if for no other reason that they live in our hearts.


So very true and You are very kind
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Mar 5, 2019 23:04:27   #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
You're a Canuckistanian Conservative

Best kind there is


Right on !!
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Mar 5, 2019 20:47:15   #
I must be conservative in a liberal way.---Is that possible?
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Mar 5, 2019 20:43:41   #
working class stiff wrote:
It wouldn't.

Also, if one reads between the lines of the article, one gets the sense that the Harrises are the result of a a s***e owner sleeping with the help. They are the descendants of s***e owners alright....just not the way the thread title implies.


I am descended from German s***es Not all s***es were Africans.
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Mar 5, 2019 20:39:43   #
There are a dozen dispensaries in Coos Bay and North Bend. It is reported that they do not lack for buisness. I'm in a small town surrounded by crazy people. Arrrgg. I didn't know they were mentally ill until now!!. I better get some pills from my doctor because of the stress.
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Mar 5, 2019 20:29:47   #
debeda wrote:
Lolololololololhahahahahaha


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Mar 5, 2019 10:29:21   #
badbobby wrote:
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. badbobby on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes bb would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off. "What did you do to get badbobby so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "badbobby rides bareback..."


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Ahh a stick shift
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Mar 5, 2019 09:49:53   #
permafrost wrote:
HA HA... That would be great.. for me, I have always been told that all grandparents came from Norway so I am all Norsk..

But you never know.. some relative did a hard copy search of our line, interesting found some interesting people, but no one has done the DNA test..

would be fun to say set them back by being part Samoan or something..


In hard copy research a relative of mine found that one branch of our family had been German S***es. The Captain of a Dutch ship sold his passengers as s***e in London. So much for all of the s***es coming from Africa. Our DNA says I have Norwegian so Thor be with you.
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Mar 5, 2019 05:40:47   #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I usually have two or three in the evening...

But I agree with what you said...
Drunks are sone of the saddest folk on the Earth...
Lots of alcoholics on both sides of my family...
My great grandfather ran a still. All of my uncles were alcholics. One of my brothers is an alcoholic who has wrecked half a dozen cars all while driving drunk.
He has been married and divorced 5 times and I just can't see that alcohol has benifited him.
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Mar 5, 2019 05:22:26   #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Overdoses are rare... Concentrated they can happen...(or so I have been told)...

I don't use the stuff myself... And I am not terribly happy about it's legalization in Canada...

But it is hardly the boogyman that sone make it out to be...

Alcohol is a true gateway drug...
And far more harmful than marijuana...
But I dare you to try and take away my brewski
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Moderation is key as with all things that alter the psyche. I drink one beer a day to relax and because I like it. Then there are those who have their favorite bar with their favorite stool who lost their drivers licence long ago and can't prioritise the life they have because alcohol has became all important. It is the most dangerous drug and being legal makes it even more so.
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Mar 5, 2019 05:13:50   #
Touching story. On March 14th I put flowers on my Wife Lindas' grave for her birthday. Gone since 1996 but not forgotten
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