OUR WORLD TODAY
It snowed all night, so the morning goes like this:
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow
woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been
two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as
veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a r****t because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be
removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse
after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a**!!"
8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and
am called a sexist.
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being
blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up
trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we
live in today!
I have to thank a friend for this one, it just made me chuckle.