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Feb 7, 2018 12:00:35   #
Mom8052 Loc: Lost in the mountains of New Mexico
 
OUR WORLD TODAY


It snowed all night, so the morning goes like this:

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow
woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been
two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as
veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a r****t because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be
removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse
after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a**!!"

8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and
am called a sexist.

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being
blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up
trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we
live in today!


I have to thank a friend for this one, it just made me chuckle.

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Feb 7, 2018 12:11:55   #
bahmer
 
Mom8052 wrote:
OUR WORLD TODAY


It snowed all night, so the morning goes like this:

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow
woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been
two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as
veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a r****t because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be
removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse
after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a**!!"

8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and
am called a sexist.

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being
blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up
trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we
live in today!


I have to thank a friend for this one, it just made me chuckle.
OUR WORLD TODAY br br br It snowed all night, s... (show quote)


Same here it was excellent and so true in America today.

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Feb 7, 2018 12:40:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Mom8052 wrote:
OUR WORLD TODAY


It snowed all night, so the morning goes like this:

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow
woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been
two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as
veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a r****t because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be
removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse
after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a**!!"

8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and
am called a sexist.

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being
blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up
trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we
live in today!


I have to thank a friend for this one, it just made me chuckle.
OUR WORLD TODAY br br br It snowed all night, s... (show quote)


I'm laughing out loud Mom
you may take the front seat
as of right now


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Feb 7, 2018 12:57:31   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
Mom8052 wrote:
OUR WORLD TODAY


It snowed all night, so the morning goes like this:

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow
woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been
two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as
veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a r****t because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be
removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse
after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a**!!"

8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and
am called a sexist.

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being
blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up
trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we
live in today!


I have to thank a friend for this one, it just made me chuckle.
OUR WORLD TODAY br br br It snowed all night, s... (show quote)





Made me laugh - thanks!
I am reminded of an actual quote from a woman on her 101st birthday about her secret to long life.
Her reply: "Mind your own business"

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Feb 7, 2018 13:08:44   #
Big dog
 
Mom8052 wrote:
OUR WORLD TODAY


It snowed all night, so the morning goes like this:

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow
woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been
two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as
veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a r****t because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be
removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse
after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a**!!"

8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and
am called a sexist.

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being
blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up
trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we
live in today!


I have to thank a friend for this one, it just made me chuckle.
OUR WORLD TODAY br br br It snowed all night, s... (show quote)


Next time, maybe a, uh, T*********r Snow Thing ?

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Feb 7, 2018 13:35:26   #
CD
 
Welcome to snowflake land.

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Feb 7, 2018 15:45:16   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
Mom8052 wrote:
OUR WORLD TODAY


It snowed all night, so the morning goes like this:

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow
woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been
two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as
veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a r****t because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be
removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse
after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a**!!"

8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and
am called a sexist.

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being
blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up
trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we
live in today!


I have to thank a friend for this one, it just made me chuckle.
OUR WORLD TODAY br br br It snowed all night, s... (show quote)

Thank you MOM i needed good laugh!!!!

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Feb 8, 2018 05:56:39   #
Mom8052 Loc: Lost in the mountains of New Mexico
 
bahmer wrote:
Same here it was excellent and so true in America today.


To think that the snow blob could cause such a ruckus.............................

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Feb 8, 2018 07:42:20   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
Mom8052 wrote:
OUR WORLD TODAY


It snowed all night, so the morning goes like this:

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow
woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been
two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as
veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a r****t because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be
removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse
after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a**!!"

8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and
am called a sexist.

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being
blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up
trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we
live in today!


I have to thank a friend for this one, it just made me chuckle.
OUR WORLD TODAY br br br It snowed all night, s... (show quote)


Moral: Even if you have no underlying aims, someone will assign one for you.

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Feb 8, 2018 14:14:08   #
Mom8052 Loc: Lost in the mountains of New Mexico
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
Moral: Even if you have no underlying aims, someone will assign one for you.



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Feb 8, 2018 15:03:24   #
goofball Loc: timbucktoo
 
Mom8052 wrote:
OUR WORLD TODAY


It snowed all night, so the morning goes like this:

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow
woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been
two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as
veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a r****t because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a
headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be
removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse
after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a**!!"

8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and
am called a sexist.

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being
blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up
trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we
live in today!


I have to thank a friend for this one, it just made me chuckle.
OUR WORLD TODAY br br br It snowed all night, s... (show quote)


Chuckle hell, I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😃

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