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Mar 12, 2014 10:25:58   #
Mike_M. wrote:
Is this the blog for 4 year olds?

Must be, you are now in the sand box!
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Mar 12, 2014 10:24:56   #
Better than drawing an imaginary line and then saying someone else did.....

I am not a giddy happy person today, so I may tell you exactly what I think of you in general. So, in light of my foul mood and because you are an impossible person to talk with, I will not respond to your h**e filled, jackass, moronic statements today.



Brian Devon wrote:
What does Bush do in response???

1. He continues reading "My Pet Goat" to a group of elementary school children.

2. Immediately grants safe passage out of the U.S. to Saudi Arabian royals in America (remember Bin Laden was Saudi royalty). Anyone remember the photo of Bush kissing the Saudi prince?

3. Begins to plan the attack on Iraq, which is only logical since 17 OF THE 19 ATTACKERS WERE SAUDI ARABIANS. His invasion over non-existent weapons of mass destruction leads to over a million deaths and the irradiation of much of Iraq's environment, causing a 400% increase in cancer and birth deformities.

Bush is a war criminal who should stand trial at the International Court in the Netherlands, along with Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld. We should have learned something from the "Judgment at Nuremburg".
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Mar 12, 2014 10:15:43   #
petertimber wrote:
I seem to recall he was somewhere in the west/Midwest elementary school at the time of the 9/11 disaster in NYC and when advised of all that was occurring in NYC and in the Air he remained in the school room. Just a point of information for you..

Well shame on him! He should have jumped up, screamed and shouted; run from the room and scared those kids to death in doing so! On second thought, he should have jumped up grabbed a nuke and gone after the buggers single handedly without know what was happening. Think a little before you start with that nonsense. He acted appropriately, he did not want to jump to conclusions, he did not want to unduly upset the children.....he needed intel before he could decide what to do!


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Mar 12, 2014 10:12:04   #
My point was, do we really think that we can protect every one from all possible dangers? Or even, should we try to? People go mountain climbing and they fall, or are pushed, they get stranded... should the government ban this activity or tax it beyond the point where people just can not afford to climb? Then we do have to ban golf courses and golf clubs, the club is a weapon and also they are the number one cause of death by lightening strikes. Should we outlaw boating? There are a significant increase in boating accidents. The list goes on.....

[quote=banjojack][/quote

Guns hurt or k**l far less people than tobacco and alcohol. Why is it so easy to buy cigarettes and booze, when they are far more dangerous? Don't even get me started on most drugs.[/quote]
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Mar 12, 2014 10:05:35   #
Loveniston wrote:
Bush Jr. was in the white House when these events occurred. 09.11.2011


Welcome to OPP. Are you saying that President Bush could have stopped this? Or are you saying he should have been in the building? Many things have happened throughout time that have taken lives. Are those presidents responsible too? Just a limited example:






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Mar 12, 2014 09:55:06   #
Then that person, specifically you, are not the sharpest tool in the shed!

permafrost wrote:
Yes, someone did seem to think it was real....

Have you looked at some of his beliefs?

It’s not just Gun Violence that Concerns the Nominee. Dr. Vivek Murthy Also Wants to Classify Scissors, Swimming Pools, Automobiles, and Shoes as a “Preventable Disease”.
&#9702;Dr. Murthy is co-founder and president of Doctors for America, an organization that says its mission is to ensure that everyone has access to affordable, high quality health care.

“People don’t realize how deadly hands and feet are. So many preventable deaths result from violence caused by hands and feet. Especially feet wearing boots, or shoes.”

– Dr. Vivek Murthy

http://punditfromanotherplanet.com/2014/03/10/exclusive-interview-with-obamas-surgeon-gen...
Yes, someone did seem to think it was real.... br ... (show quote)
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Mar 12, 2014 09:53:07   #
Oh of course how silly of us; let us let the government control everything in our lives where we can get hurt, hurt someone else, wound, or otherwise hurt our fellow creatures:

Kitchen knives and other sharp pointed things: big time weapon there. All knives need to be turned over to the government
Stairs in houses. Accidents happen, and people get pushed down stairs. Government needs to ban all houses that have an upstairs or basement.
All farm equipment. Big scary stuff there. Big time, no play stuff. Government needs to take immediate control.
Bath tubs and showers. Accidents. Government needs to develop a fast steam shower and outlaw the flowing water that goes into these things. People fall and hurt themselves.
Cars, enough said there. People just can not be trusted driving. Ban the things!
Garages, tall cabinets in kitchens, flushing toilets, dishwashers, clothes washers & dryers, anything that makes a fire: matches, lighters, two sticks, flint stones. Anyplace you can see or experience a fire fireplaces, fire pits, bbq grills, stoves, candles. Anything that burns: petro, oil, brush cleaners, kerosene, linen, clothing. Ropes have to be done away with, then there are animals that can bite, dogs, cats, ferrets, hamsters, snakes, lizards.....
And then there are shopping carts, go carts, golf carts, .......... Hell, let us just put every citizen into a nice little bubble and have the government supply us with synthetic humans to make sure that we do not hurt ourselves. At the same time they can make sure we do not say any bad words. Everyone would be treated equally; they get their pill in the morning to wake up, a pill at lunch time so they do not eat too much, a pill in the afternoon so they do not feel much, and a pill at night time so they sleep. This will close the e******y gap, intellectual gap, education gap, and any other gaps because we will not be aware of anything.

Now can you see that your comment is somewhat on the silly side????

quote=saltwind 78]I don't know about you, but I think that there is a message there. Guns hurt or k**l people, that is what they are for. The Surgeon General is only doing his job, which is to make sure that everything is being done to lesson people getting hurt or k**led by a gun.[/quote]
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Mar 12, 2014 09:29:34   #
Really? It was clear that it was satire! Okay for the "challenged" the next time I will put it in letter 4 inches tall so that you will not get confused.


[quote=permafrost]Genney, you left off the very end of your copy/paste...read the very last line....


The Butcher: Are you sure president Obama is a successful non-smoker?

Dr. Murthy: No comment.

The Butcher: Thank you for your time, Dr. Murthy, and good luck with the nomination.

Dr. Murthy: You’re welcome.


Related articles that aren’t satire [b]

If you post satire, declare it..... Thanks....[/quote]
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Mar 12, 2014 01:58:55   #
Blue Flu wrote:
One more:

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules
when dealing
with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to
understand just how it works.

Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES:

You make the bed.....+1




You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative
pillows....0



You throw the bedspread over rumpled
sheets................... -1


You leave the toilet seat
up.................................. -5


You replace the toilet paper roll when it is
empty............0

When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to
Kleenex... -1


When the Kleenex runs out you use the next
bathroom........... -2


You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with
wings.....+5

in the
snow...............+8

but return with
beer...................................... -5
and no
liners............................................. -25


You check out a suspicious noise at
night.....................0

You check out a suspicious noise and it is
nothing............0

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something……..+5


You pummel it with a six
iron.................................+10

It's her
cat.................................................. -40

AT THE PARTY:

You stay by her side the entire
party.........................0

You stay by her side initially, then leave to chat with a
college drinking
buddy........................................ -2


named
Tiffany............................................. -4


tiffany is a
dancer....................................... -10


with breast
implants...................................... -18

HER BIRTHDAY:

You remember her
birthday.................0

You buy a card and
flowers....................................0


You take her out to
dinner................................0

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports
bar...........+1

okay, it is a sports
bar................................... -2


And it's all-you-can-eat
night............................. -3


It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your
face is painted the colors of your favorite
team......... -10


A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS:

Go with a
pal......................0

The pal is happily
married...................+1

The pal is
single............................................. -7


He drives a
Ferrari........................................... -10


with a personalized license plate
(GR8NBED)............... -15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER:

You take her to a
movie......................... +2


You take her to a movie she
likes.........+4

You take her to a movie you
h**e...............+6

You take her to a movie you
like.............................. -2


It's called Revenge of Death Cop .....-3

Which features Cyborgs that eat
humans..................... -9


You lied and said it was a foreign film about
orphans...... -15




Your Physique:




You develop a noticeable pot
belly.............................. -15


You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of
it..+10

You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans
and baggy Hawaiian shirts…………………..-30

You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one
too.".............. -800

THE BIG QUESTION:

She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in
responding................................... -10


You reply,
"Where?".......................................... -35


You reply, "No, I think it's your
ass"....................... -100


Any other
response........................................... -20



COMMUNICATION:

When she wants to talk about a problem: You listen,
displaying a concerned
expression.......................0

You listen, for over 30
minutes.......................+5

You relate to her problem and share a similar
experience........+50

Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying:
"well, what do you think I should
do"........................... -50


You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the
TV...+100

She realizes this is because you have fallen
asleep............. -200
One more: br br For thousands of years, men have ... (show quote)


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Mar 12, 2014 01:58:11   #
cesspool jones wrote:
i use`ta write songs back in the late 60's. of course, i got screwed in royalties because the recipriantes of my songs would change one word or phrase. for instance i gave carlos santana 'pot-bellied woman' but as we all know, that got changed to 'black magic woman.' i wrote 'a horse with no joint' but as you can see, the band that did that song also screwed me. many others...to no avail.


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Mar 12, 2014 01:53:13   #
UncleJesse wrote:
I expected him to introduce viewers to Muslim Socialist Bronco Bama but I guess my expectations were too high.

That would have gotten a reaction!!!
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Mar 12, 2014 01:40:52   #
No. The color of the skin is not an issue with conservatives. It is only an issue with our Liberal brothers and sisters. Unions are not there for the people, they are in it as a business. No, clean air and water is important to the conservative party. The thought difference is, we should make sure when we give grants to business that are supposed to work on cleaning up this or that, they indeed do what they are paid to do. Unlike the solar companies that have gone bottom up or the eco friendly cars that when the batteries need replacement, you may as well buy a new car. A******n.....I have had enough talking about murder. Even your president has no respect for the f**g, he can not even figure out which hand goes over his heart. How many times has an proposed amendment to the Constitution regarding the f**g been v**ed down by Liberals? A summer 2005 poll by the First Amendment Center found that 63% of Americans opposed amending the constitution to outlaw f**g burning, up from 53% in 2004.[4] A USA Today/Gallup Poll in June 2006 found that 54% of Americans opposed a f**g desecration amendment.[5] A USA Today/Gallup Poll in June 2006 reached a different conclusion, with 56% supporting a constitutional amendment, but down from 63% favoring a f**g burning amendment in Gallup's 1999 poll.[6][7] Another poll conducted by CNN in June 2006 found that 56% of Americans supported a f**g desecration amendment. Notice the "Americans" noted as opposed? Well, I have the articles that bumped this out to political party. You can guess who these "Americans" are.

fom wrote:
What makes a person a liberal? If you don't care what color a persons skin is are you a liberal? If you believe in workers rights and believe Unions are there to protect those rights are you a liberal? If you believe we have to keep our water and air clean are you a liberal? If you are against a******n but still believe It has to be legal as a neccessary evil are you a liberal? are you a liberal lf you respect the f**g and pledge alligence. There is more,but I'll let someone else get in a word
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Mar 12, 2014 01:19:52   #
cesspool jones wrote:
you are good!
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Your turn Mr. Jones. Do you have one for us?
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Mar 12, 2014 01:18:31   #
AuntiE wrote:
No, he supports your right to support; however, wishes someone else to pay for it. Perhaps...hmm...Harvey Weinstein. He is a 1%er.


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Well if he is not going to write the checks, then I will continue learning the art of humor!
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Mar 12, 2014 01:18:30   #
AuntiE wrote:
No, he supports your right to support; however, wishes someone else to pay for it. Perhaps...hmm...Harvey Weinstein. He is a 1%er.


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Well if he is not going to write the checks, then I will continue learning the art of humor!
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