A couple are shopping one day when the man puts a case of budweiser in the cart. The woman asks "What are you doing?" Man says "Its on sale 24 cans for 10.00. She says " Put it back we can't afford it." Later. the woman puts a jar of cream in the cart. The man asks " What is that?" Woman says "Its my face cream." He asks how much it costs. She says 20.00. He tells her to put it back. She says "But it makes me beautiful!" He says "So does 24 cans of budweiser, and it costs half as much!"
A couple are shopping one day when the man puts a ... (show quote)
Move over, AuntiE...I like Archie's better. :thumbup:
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
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One night my father came home drunk and demanded my mother fry up some eggs. She did so. One egg was running yoke and he complained. My mother said, "No problem" and whacked him on the head with the skillet. "Hmmm, that's better," my father said, and that was their relationship in a nutshell.