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Oct 4, 2014 22:42:10   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
rumitoid wrote:
One night my father came home drunk and demanded my mother fry up some eggs. She did so. One egg was running yoke and he complained. My mother said, "No problem" and whacked him on the head with the sk**let. "Hmmm, that's better," my father said, and that was their relationship in a nutshell.


Dear Rumitoid,

In case your reading comprehension has failed you, this is entitled Saturday Amusement. Thank you for sharing....NOT!!!!

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Oct 4, 2014 22:44:15   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Indubitably :!: :!: :!:


A cat guilty of felinious assault with intent? :mrgreen:

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Oct 4, 2014 22:50:11   #
rumitoid
 
AuntiE wrote:
Dear Rumitoid,

In case your reading comprehension has failed you, this is entitled Saturday Amusement. Thank you for sharing....NOT!!!!


Lol, you had to be there, especially in the hyper-abusive atmosphere that was the air us four siblings breathed. A gonk on the head of the meister of shame was freeing. To be able to laugh at the ultimate oppressor was the ultimate role of humor: to give some space or room to find liberty.

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Oct 4, 2014 22:52:24   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
It is quiet, and I am tired. Fishing and BBQ'ing took a lot out of me today. Ribeye makes me sleepy.

I look forward to a fresh start in the AM. Night-all. 8-)

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Oct 4, 2014 23:08:46   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
rumitoid wrote:
Lol, you had to be there, especially in the hyper-abusive atmosphere that was the air us four siblings breathed. A gonk on the head of the meister of shame was freeing. To be able to laugh at the ultimate oppressor was the ultimate role of humor: to give some space or room to find liberty.


Please do me a personal favor. Be gone from my amusement forum. :idea: :!: :idea: :!: :idea: :!: :arrow:

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Oct 4, 2014 23:09:50   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Nationals and Giants are still tied at 1 all in the 16th inning. (Sorry I'm off topic.) Go Nationals...

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Oct 4, 2014 23:15:11   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
Please do me a personal favor. Be gone from my amusement forum. :idea: :!: :idea: :!: :idea: :!: :arrow:


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Oct 4, 2014 23:15:36   #
rumitoid
 
AuntiE wrote:
Please do me a personal favor. Be gone from my amusement forum. :idea: :!: :idea: :!: :idea: :!: :arrow:


Humor is always meant to be freeing, in some way. To really laugh is a release, whether at ourselves or another that may represent our very human self. The glory of God often comes in chuckles, usually at our own expense but at other times, like the door I opened, to elevate us past our circumstances and conditions to a new point of view.

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Oct 5, 2014 11:07:21   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
AuntiE wrote:
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up ... (show quote)


has UncleE recovered yet

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Oct 5, 2014 11:13:09   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
AuntiE wrote:
Such would be your choice. He is going for a full meal, not just desserts!


he'll get his "just deserts" later

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Oct 5, 2014 12:29:16   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
alex wrote:
he'll get his "just deserts" later


Who, Alex? NPP, or myself? :shock:

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Oct 5, 2014 12:46:27   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
slatten49 wrote:
Who, Alex? NPP, or myself? :shock:


probably me. I think AuntiE does not appreciate me any more, if she ever did.

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Oct 5, 2014 12:51:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
probably me. I think AuntiE does not appreciate me any more, if she ever did.


AuntiE is very demanding and exacting of her subjects. Do not feel alone, my friend. :oops: :?

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Oct 5, 2014 12:53:11   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
slatten49 wrote:
Who, Alex? NPP, or myself? :shock:


who? we must have an owl here, you!!

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Oct 5, 2014 12:55:08   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
no propaganda please wrote:
probably me. I think AuntiE does not appreciate me any more, if she ever did.


AuntiE appreciates everyone but some are harder to keep in line than others

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