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Oct 4, 2014 10:29:16   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."



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Oct 4, 2014 10:33:21   #
bahmer
 
AuntiE wrote:
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."
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Very funny and I love the frying pan touch it is so you. Thanks AuntiE.

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Oct 4, 2014 13:11:40   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: Another pan head bites the dust!!

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Oct 4, 2014 14:16:00   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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Oct 4, 2014 16:07:50   #
Zyro0713
 
Four people are on a sunken boat; which one got wet first?

Answer: Really?! :roll:

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Oct 4, 2014 16:36:53   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
A couple are shopping one day when the man puts a case of budweiser in the cart. The woman asks "What are you doing?" Man says "Its on sale 24 cans for 10.00. She says " Put it back we can't afford it."
Later. the woman puts a jar of cream in the cart. The man asks " What is that?" Woman says "Its my face cream." He asks how much it costs. She says 20.00. He tells her to put it back. She says "But it makes me beautiful!" He says "So does 24 cans of budweiser, and it costs half as much!"

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Oct 4, 2014 16:48:06   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
archie bunker wrote:
A couple are shopping one day when the man puts a case of budweiser in the cart. The woman asks "What are you doing?" Man says "Its on sale 24 cans for 10.00. She says " Put it back we can't afford it."
Later. the woman puts a jar of cream in the cart. The man asks " What is that?" Woman says "Its my face cream." He asks how much it costs. She says 20.00. He tells her to put it back. She says "But it makes me beautiful!" He says "So does 24 cans of budweiser, and it costs half as much!"
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Oct 4, 2014 16:53:18   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
AuntiE wrote:
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Oct 4, 2014 16:55:29   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Oct 4, 2014 18:57:26   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
AuntiE wrote:
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up ... (show quote)



Gee that frying pan looks familiar. how did you get rid of all the rust?

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Oct 4, 2014 19:20:47   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Gee that frying pan looks familiar. how did you get rid of all the rust?


SWBMO still has the rusty one until the tenth of this month. :mrgreen: :twisted: 8-)

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Oct 4, 2014 19:42:58   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
AuntiE wrote:
SWBMO still has the rusty one until the tenth of this month. :mrgreen: :twisted: 8-)


OH OH. And she didn't tell me!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Oct 4, 2014 19:45:47   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
no propaganda please wrote:
OH OH. And she didn't tell me!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


Only six more days. You are prepared, correct, Card, possible gift, dinner plans, etc. :?: :idea: :twisted:

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Oct 4, 2014 19:56:45   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
AuntiE wrote:
Only six more days. You are prepared, correct, Card, possible gift, dinner plans, etc. :?: :idea: :twisted:


Yes, don't tell her but I already have her gift, and our reservation at TacoBell so we are all set!!

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Oct 4, 2014 20:12:28   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Yes, don't tell her but I already have her gift, and our reservation at TacoBell so we are all set!!


Did you request Taco Bell give you the quiet corner and a nice candle for your table. You need to make sure they have things setup correctly. :lol: :lol:

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