Loki wrote:
That is just Brian, one of our Horses asses in residence. He provides amusing, if sometimes annoying, views on a variety of subjects he has yet to think through.
Got it & with that heads up, ever hear this one?
Pat had been celebrating St Patricks Day at his local pub all day.
The bartender says, No more drinking for you tonight, Pat.
Pat replies, Okay, Ill be on my way then.
Pat climbs off his stool and falls on his face. He pulls himself up by the stool.
He takes a step towards the door and falls on his face again.
He thinks that if he can get to the door and breathe some fresh air, hell be fine. He crawls to the door and sticks his head out to take a deep breath of fresh air, which makes him feel better. He takes one step onto the sidewalk and falls on his face yet again. He thinks he must be really drunk.
Pat can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and inside. He crawls upstairs to his bedroom door. He takes one step into the room and falls on his face again. He climbs into bed and falls asleep.
The next morning, his wife, brings him a cup of coffee and says, Get up Pat. Did you have a lot to drink last night?
Pat says, I did. I was drunk. How did you know?
The bartender called and said You left your wheelchair at the pub.