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Apr 13, 2014 16:36:44   #
The Dutchman
 
The Muslim shrimp eater

A very cute Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban...who was eating shrimp. Every time he ate one, he defiantly spat the tail in her direction... requiring her to dodge or deflect it.

He finished the box of shrimp and threw it out the window. Seeing this, she'd had enough of his rudeness lack of manners and his total disdain of women. She got up and pulled the train's Emergency Cord.

The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid female, worthless Infidel, Catholic b***h."

She smiled and said to him, "When I cry rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 30 years in prison, you towel-headed camel-fornicator!"

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Apr 13, 2014 16:44:27   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
The Dutchman wrote:
The Muslim shrimp eater

A very cute Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban...who was eating shrimp. Every time he ate one, he defiantly spat the tail in her direction... requiring her to dodge or deflect it.

He finished the box of shrimp and threw it out the window. Seeing this, she'd had enough of his rudeness lack of manners and his total disdain of women. She got up and pulled the train's Emergency Cord.


The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid female, worthless Infidel, Catholic b***h."

She smiled and said to him, "When I cry rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 30 years in prison, you towel-headed camel-fornicator!"
The Muslim shrimp eater br br A very cute Catholi... (show quote)


ROFLMAO, been a bit since a joke made me laugh, thanks!

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Apr 13, 2014 18:10:44   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
kmikale wrote:
ROFLMAO, been a bit since a joke made me laugh, thanks!

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The young Frenchman gets in trouble with the law, and joins the Foreign Legion to escape. He is assigned to a remote fort in North Africa.
After a couple of weeks, the randy young Frenchman began to "feel the urge," so he asks an old Arab, "What do you people do when you get horny?" The old Arab grunted, "use camel." The young Frenchman decided to control his urges, but after a couple of weeks, they just became too strong, so he found a step stool, climbed up behind the camel, and got busy. Upon seeing this, the old Arab began laughing uncontrollably.
"Infuriated, the Frenchman jumped off the stool and began kicking the crap out of the old Arab. "Sacre bleu! You told me you used the camel, why do you laugh?" Whereupon the old Arab responded; "Use camel to ride to village and get woman."

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Apr 13, 2014 18:42:29   #
Brian Devon
 
The Dutchman wrote:
The Muslim shrimp eater

A very cute Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban...who was eating shrimp. Every time he ate one, he defiantly spat the tail in her direction... requiring her to dodge or deflect it.

He finished the box of shrimp and threw it out the window. Seeing this, she'd had enough of his rudeness lack of manners and his total disdain of women. She got up and pulled the train's Emergency Cord.

The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid female, worthless Infidel, Catholic b***h."

She smiled and said to him, "When I cry rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 30 years in prison, you towel-headed camel-fornicator!"
The Muslim shrimp eater br br A very cute Catholi... (show quote)




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This kind of misogynistic minority bashing humor is why conservatives have no first tier national comedians. It's also why women and minorities will make sure the knuckle-d**ggers don't ever get the keys to the White House again. The Republicans will just have to content themselves with visitors' passes.

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Apr 13, 2014 19:07:02   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
Brian Devon wrote:
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This kind of misogynistic minority bashing humor is why conservatives have no first tier national comedians. It's also why women and minorities will make sure the knuckle-d**ggers don't ever get the keys to the White House again. The Republicans will just have to content themselves with visitors' passes.

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Hmmmmm, would have been just as funny to me using a sailor and a young girl, but that wouldn't alleviate your need for the word choice, "misogynistic" now would it? Were you referring to the woman, the Catholic or the Muslim for the minority rant? Conservatives have no first tier comedians (haven't verified that myself), because we don't find drugs, a******n and, same-sex wh**ever very funny. Hey, thought this was for non-political chat anyways?

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Apr 13, 2014 19:10:11   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
kmikale wrote:
Hmmmmm, would have been just as funny to me using a sailor and a young girl, but that wouldn't alleviate your need for the word choice, "misogynistic" now would it? Were you referring to the woman, the Catholic or the Muslim for the minority rant? Conservatives have no first tier comedians (haven't verified that myself), because we don't find drugs, a******n and, same-sex wh**ever very funny. Hey, thought this was for non-political chat anyways?


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Apr 13, 2014 19:14:04   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
Brian Devon wrote:
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This kind of misogynistic minority bashing humor is why conservatives have no first tier national comedians. It's also why women and minorities will make sure the knuckle-d**ggers don't ever get the keys to the White House again. The Republicans will just have to content themselves with visitors' passes.

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In other words, no one that you approve of. The only fit subjects for humor being, of course, conservatives, preferably white, with good jobs, but black or Asian will do, as long as they are conservative and employed. As far as minority bashing goes, women are more than 50% of the population. I suppose that qualifies as a minority with Liberal math.

I suppose you consider Bill Maher a "top tier" comedian. It must gall you to no end to realize that Larry the Cable Guy could buy him and sell him and never notice the money. "Top tier" indeed. Git R Done.

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Apr 13, 2014 19:17:47   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
kmikale wrote:
Hmmmmm, would have been just as funny to me using a sailor and a young girl, but that wouldn't alleviate your need for the word choice, "misogynistic" now would it? Were you referring to the woman, the Catholic or the Muslim for the minority rant? Conservatives have no first tier comedians (haven't verified that myself), because we don't find drugs, a******n and, same-sex wh**ever very funny. Hey, thought this was for non-political chat anyways?


He thinks he is making a caustic comment. He has yet to discover that in order to be witty, one must first possess wit.

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Apr 13, 2014 19:19:40   #
The Dutchman
 
brenda Devon wrote: Crap!!

kmikale wrote:
Hmmmmm, would have been just as funny to me using a sailor and a young girl, but that wouldn't alleviate your need for the word choice, "misogynistic" now would it? Were you referring to the woman, the Catholic or the Muslim for the minority rant? Conservatives have no first tier comedians (haven't verified that myself), because we don't find drugs, a******n and, same-sex wh**ever very funny. Hey, thought this was for non-political chat anyways?


It's just brenda and it has no clue!!

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Apr 13, 2014 19:20:50   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
Loki wrote:
In other words, no one that you approve of. The only fit subjects for humor being, of course, conservatives, preferably white, with good jobs, but black or Asian will do, as long as they are conservative and employed. As far as minority bashing goes, women are more than 50% of the population. I suppose that qualifies as a minority with Liberal math.

I suppose you consider Bill Maher a "top tier" comedian. It must gall you to no end to realize that Larry the Cable Guy could buy him and sell him and never notice the money. "Top tier" indeed. Git R Done.
In other words, no one that you approve of. The on... (show quote)


Git R Done, ya know a great comedian when you hear one! Some people just can't find humor in anything, unless it's Christian bashing or smearing those with any morals or a conscious. Go figure?

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Apr 13, 2014 19:23:06   #
The Dutchman
 
Loki wrote:
In other words, no one that you approve of. The only fit subjects for humor being, of course, conservatives, preferably white, with good jobs, but black or Asian will do, as long as they are conservative and employed. As far as minority bashing goes, women are more than 50% of the population. I suppose that qualifies as a minority with Liberal math.

I suppose you consider Bill Maher a "top tier" comedian. It must gall you to no end to realize that Larry the Cable Guy could buy him and sell him and never notice the money. "Top tier" indeed. Git R Done.
In other words, no one that you approve of. The on... (show quote)


Loki, that freak of nature lives in the ghetto of san f*gsico and has no clue what the world is like out side of it!

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Apr 13, 2014 19:23:48   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
Loki wrote:
He thinks he is making a caustic comment. He has yet to discover that in order to be witty, one must first possess wit.


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Apr 13, 2014 19:28:27   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
The Dutchman wrote:
brenda Devon wrote: Crap!!



It's just brenda and it has no clue!!


Now Dutch :-D It may have been your avatar that got the negative attention. Being ex-Navy myself, I guess I'm just jealous of it, but am hiding it well...

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Apr 13, 2014 19:29:49   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
The Dutchman wrote:
brenda Devon wrote: Crap!!



It's just brenda and it has no clue!!


Give it a break. The twit has already thrown down and stomped on every frilly embroidered hankie he owns. You know what it costs to dry clean those things? That's money he could be donating to the Gay/Lesbian Only Wetback Society for the Abolition of Intelligent Debate.
(GLOWS AID, maybe you've heard of them?).

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Apr 13, 2014 19:32:36   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
Loki wrote:
Give it a break. The twit has already thrown down and stomped on every frilly embroidered hankie he owns. You know what it costs to dry clean those things? That's money he could be donating to the Gay/Lesbian Only Wetback Society for the Abolition of Intelligent Debate.
(GLOWS AID, maybe you've heard of them?).


And some think first-tier conservative humor is non-existent...

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