Something is wrong with my .357
Nov 5, 2015 10:16:37 #
Going the e-mail rounds.
Subject: Something is wrong with my .357
Today I Placed my S & W .357 revolver on the table right next to my front door. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor across the street boy mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Certainly, even with the Numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.
Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media about how dangerous guns are and How They kill people. Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
The United States is 3rd in Murders Throughout The World. But if you take out just 4 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE World, for Murders.
These 4 Cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have The Toughest Gun Control Laws in the USA.
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they 're making people fat.
"The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from it's government."
Thomas Paine
Subject: Something is wrong with my .357
Today I Placed my S & W .357 revolver on the table right next to my front door. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor across the street boy mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Certainly, even with the Numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.
Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media about how dangerous guns are and How They kill people. Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
The United States is 3rd in Murders Throughout The World. But if you take out just 4 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE World, for Murders.
These 4 Cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have The Toughest Gun Control Laws in the USA.
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they 're making people fat.
"The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from it's government."
Thomas Paine
Nov 5, 2015 10:26:19 #
Do what you will with your spoons I know you won't come after mine. Anyone that might come after my spoons will be shot full of holes. If I lose the battle they will have to pry my spoon my cold, dead, fat fingered hand.
Elwood wrote:
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Nov 5, 2015 10:28:29 #
Elwood wrote:
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Funny you should bring this up . MY 357Mag and 44Mag have the same MAL-FUNCTION . :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: DAMITOL . I thought Ruger made Better Revolvers than that . :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Nov 5, 2015 10:29:28 #
missinglink wrote:
Do what you will with your spoons I know you won't come after mine. Anyone that might come after my spoons will be shot full of holes. If I lose the battle they will have to pry my spoon my cold, dead, fat fingered hand.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: WTF ???? Wheres your KNIFES
Nov 5, 2015 10:46:03 #
Can't consume massive quantities of ice cream, pudding or heap on the sugar with knives. Don't get me wrong, knives are important to the truly glutinous just not quite as.
DamnYANKEE wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: WTF ???? Wheres your KNIFES
Beware I've plenty of ammo. Should I run out there's always salt shakers and sugar dispensers to be hurled.
Nov 5, 2015 11:00:59 #
missinglink wrote:
Can't consume massive quantities of ice cream, pudding or heap on the sugar with knives. Don't get me wrong, knives are important to the truly glutinous just not quite as.
What about the forks? :mrgreen: 8-)
You could utilize those squeeze containers of ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, pickle relish, et al. The options are limitless. :idea:
Oh, my Walther seems to be as lazy as the others mentioned. :shock: :twisted:
Nov 5, 2015 11:08:49 #
missinglink wrote:
Do what you will with your spoons I know you won't come after mine. Anyone that might come after my spoons will be shot full of holes. If I lose the battle they will have to pry my spoon my cold, dead, fat fingered hand.
The government will solve that problem. Just like making it harder to buy ammo they will confiscate your oven and fridge. You might still eat but it'll be more difficult. :shock:
Nov 5, 2015 11:19:11 #
missinglink wrote:
Do what you will with your spoons I know you won't come after mine. Anyone that might come after my spoons will be shot full of holes. If I lose the battle they will have to pry my spoon my cold, dead, fat fingered hand.
How about your fork?
BTW; liberals need our forks; they speak with fork-ed tongues:-(
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Nov 5, 2015 11:23:22 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Elwood wrote:
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Just be extra careful of your computer. On its own it may do one or both of two horrible things It could down load child pornography or it could move all the money in your bank account to the Clinton Foundation, so that it could fund Hilliary's election and crowing as new dictator.
Nov 5, 2015 11:23:36 #
JFlorio
Loc: Seminole Florida
I want my money back. I was told by Pelosi my AR-15 was an assault rifle. So far the damn thing just sits there in my closet no more dangerous than my shirts.
DamnYANKEE wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: WTF ???? Wheres your KNIFES
Nov 5, 2015 11:26:04 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
JFlorio wrote:
I want my money back. I was told by Pelosi my AR-15 was an assault rifle. So far the damn thing just sits there in my closet no more dangerous than my shirts.
Certainly no where near as dangerous as my dirty laundry bag, which is about ready for the washing machine.
Nov 5, 2015 11:29:59 #
Your right. Take them all but leave me my apposing thumbs. A Gluttons last line of defense. Lucy of the serengeti was gracious enough to pass those along. Just give me a two lb. well marbled rib-eye with no utensils and watch. Better stand back, it could get messy.:shock:
AuntiE wrote:
What about the forks? :mrgreen: 8-)
You could utilize those squeeze containers of ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, pickle relish, et al. The options are limitless. :idea:
Oh, my Walther seems to be as lazy as the others mentioned. :shock: :twisted:
You could utilize those squeeze containers of ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, pickle relish, et al. The options are limitless. :idea:
Oh, my Walther seems to be as lazy as the others mentioned. :shock: :twisted:
Nov 5, 2015 11:43:16 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
What about the forks? :mrgreen: 8-)
You could utilize those squeeze containers of ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, pickle relish, et al. The options are limitless. :idea:
Oh, my Walther seems to be as lazy as the others mentioned. :shock: :twisted:
You could utilize those squeeze containers of ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, pickle relish, et al. The options are limitless. :idea:
Oh, my Walther seems to be as lazy as the others mentioned. :shock: :twisted:
You have three cats, armed and ready. Are their guns behaving or have they killed all the dogs in the neighborhood already?
Nov 5, 2015 11:49:37 #
missinglink wrote:
Do what you will with your spoons I know you won't come after mine. Anyone that might come after my spoons will be shot full of holes. If I lose the battle they will have to pry my spoon my cold, dead, fat fingered hand.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 5, 2015 11:50:14 #
DamnYANKEE wrote:
Funny you should bring this up . MY 357Mag and 44Mag have the same MAL-FUNCTION . :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: DAMITOL . I thought Ruger made Better Revolvers than that . :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
:lol: :lol:
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