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Nov 5, 2015 20:04:01   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
AuntiE wrote:
It would seem your ability to train Corsos is excellent. Your ability to train terriers is questionable. 8-) :lol: :roll: 8-) :lol: :roll: :mrgreen:


There is nothing quite as sneaky as a terrier puppy. He spends his time sleeping , playing and eating or thinking about food. sounds like one of our friends doesn't it?

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Nov 5, 2015 20:14:42   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
no propaganda please wrote:
There is nothing quite as sneaky as a terrier puppy. He spends his time sleeping , playing and eating or thinking about food. sounds like one of our friends doesn't it?


You are going to need to step up your training or.......Chaos will not be allowed at the two day house party December 31 and January 1. Those dates are Mr. B's and PoppaGringo's birthdays. Norbert's attendance is in question, based on his behavior at the last event. :shock: :shock: :hunf:

Tank and Zeus behaved exceedingly well!!! :!: :!: :!:

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Nov 5, 2015 21:11:48   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
AuntiE wrote:
You are going to need to step up your training or.......Chaos will not be allowed at the two day house party December 31 and January 1. Those dates are Mr. B's and PoppaGringo's birthdays. Norbert's attendance is in question, based on his behavior at the last event. :shock: :shock: :hunf:

Tank and Zeus behaved exceedingly well!!! :!: :!: :!:


I will be sure that he is behaving wel by then. Every day he gets better, but I won't let his go swimming or near your cats, and Norbert is definitely off limits.

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Nov 5, 2015 21:28:08   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
no propaganda please wrote:
I will be sure that he is behaving wel by then. Every day he gets better, but I won't let his go swimming or near your cats, and Norbert is definitely off limits.


Aunti does not bring her pets to the house parties.

He must not swim near my pool float chair, unless he behaves as Tank and Zeus behave. Those darlings pulled me around the pool, in my float chair. Of course, I did have beef doggie treats for bribery. :shock: :shock:

We are going to check to make sure Norbert does not have his fish camera eye. :idea: :!: :idea: :!:

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Nov 6, 2015 11:09:55   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.


Subject: Something is wrong with my .357



Today I Placed my S & W .357 revolver on the table right next to my front door. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor across the street boy mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not k**led anyone. Certainly, even with the Numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media about how dangerous guns are and How They k**l people. Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in Murders Throughout The World. But if you take out just 4 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE World, for Murders.

These 4 Cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have The Toughest Gun Control Laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they 're making people fat.




"The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from it's government."
Thomas Paine
Going the e-mail rounds. br br br Subject: Somet... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Excellent.

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Nov 6, 2015 12:09:31   #
kburns50
 
El; You must have one of those Andy Taylor of Mayberry hand guns that Barney has. Barney's is also not loaded and that could be the problem. The gun cannot k**l if it's not loaded. You better return that heinous weapon to where you "legally" purchased it and get your money back. Oh...... That might be the problem too. It was legally purchased. Kx.

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Nov 6, 2015 12:54:00   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
kburns50 wrote:
El; You must have one of those Andy Taylor of Mayberry hand guns that Barney has. Barney's is also not loaded and that could be the problem. The gun cannot k**l if it's not loaded. You better return that heinous weapon to where you "legally" purchased it and get your money back. Oh...... That might be the problem too. It was legally purchased. Kx.


It is important to always keep a few handguns that are not registered just in case. We call them throw downs. Amen?

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Nov 6, 2015 17:11:50   #
peter11937 Loc: NYS
 
JFlorio wrote:
I want my money back. I was told by Pelosi my AR-15 was an assault rifle. So far the damn thing just sits there in my closet no more dangerous than my shirts.


You'd have thought Gene Stoner would have invented more animate inanimate object don't you think?

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Nov 6, 2015 20:57:32   #
astrolite
 
AuntiE wrote:
What about the forks? :mrgreen: 8-)

You could utilize those squeeze containers of ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, pickle relish, et al. The options are limitless. :idea:

Oh, my Walther seems to be as lazy as the others mentioned. :shock: :twisted:


My 1911 isn't sleeping, I can hear the slide clanking back and forth in there! It's a good thing that I keep my thousands of rounds of ammo elsewhere! Every time The TV has a speech from K**lery it starts again!

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Nov 7, 2015 08:47:28   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
astrolite wrote:
My 1911 isn't sleeping, I can hear the slide clanking back and forth in there! It's a good thing that I keep my thousands of rounds of ammo elsewhere! Every time The TV has a speech from K**lery it starts again!


I love that piece. I have always wanted one. I will get one eventually. When I was young I shot a tv. Being from Memphis it was only natural, because I believe Elvis also did this. I can not stand Obama coming on my tv. Many times I have been tempted to shoot the damn thing. I wish there were some way to protect ourselves from allowing that satanic demon from coming across the screen. A demon blocker, if you will. Same with Hillary and all the other minions. Here is a pleasant pic of Hillary for your viewing enjoyment. She must be k**led.



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Nov 7, 2015 10:09:30   #
astrolite
 
Rufus wrote:
I love that piece. I have always wanted one. I will get one eventually. When I was young I shot a tv. Being from Memphis it was only natural, because I believe Elvis also did this. I can not stand Obama coming on my tv. Many times I have been tempted to shoot the damn thing. I wish there were some way to protect ourselves from allowing that satanic demon from coming across the screen. A demon blocker, if you will. Same with Hillary and all the other minions. Here is a pleasant pic of Hillary for your viewing enjoyment. She must be k**led.
I love that piece. I have always wanted one. I wil... (show quote)


K**lery doesn't look that young........you must have photoshopped it? I can't even see the FANGS?

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Nov 7, 2015 10:14:02   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
astrolite wrote:
K**lery doesn't look that young........you must have photoshopped it? I can't even see the FANGS?


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: Guilty.

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Nov 7, 2015 19:11:35   #
dwallace2015
 
If you can't knife it or spoon it, then "FORK" it.


AuntiE wrote:
What about the forks? :mrgreen: 8-)

You could utilize those squeeze containers of ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, pickle relish, et al. The options are limitless. :idea:

Oh, my Walther seems to be as lazy as the others mentioned. :shock: :twisted:

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Nov 7, 2015 20:41:57   #
astrolite
 
dwallace2015 wrote:
If you can't knife it or spoon it, then "FORK" it.


Maybe it just needs a taste of BLOOD?

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