slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Next, you're gonna' pull an AuntiE on us, and blame it on the "evil genie"! :wink: :lol: :mrgreen:

Loki Loc: Georgia

I believe that was me, not AuntiE

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Did I not tell you to leave the Llamas outside! :!: You simply cannot trust them around technology. Now, put them back outside. :hunf: :lol:

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

Hey, that's an idea. Perhaps I WILL go and ask AuntiE for dispensation to do just that!! I see, however, that banjojack has claimed ownership, and I know "he" won't care if borrow from him. After all, is it not said that "copying" is the greatest form of flattery??!!??

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

AuntiE does not have to blame the "evil genie" for double posting as such does not occur with my posts. Banjojack can take the credit there. I would say; however, the behavior of his dogs could be his issue.

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

Well, yes, and I have left them outside at my husband's insistence. Mind you, in total t***sparency and possibly TMI, I have from time to time been allowed to bring in a baby llama or baby goat to nurse them back to health. I can see why you might think it was the llamas' fault and very kind of you to suggest that "others" might be at fault. :lol: However, and again, "perhaps" TMI, I fear it was blind kitty, Shredder, in heat, digging claws of back paws into my knee, while vigorously nuzzling the laptop in an attempt to get a response from said laptop that might be the culprit here. She has only managed in the last couple of days to cause a few of the keys to be flung from the keyboard!! :XD:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

You actually think I am buying this? :?: :D I have secret powers. While your spouse is out doing spouse things, I know the Ilamas are secretly sneaking in and using the computer. :lol: :P

As to blaming the poor innocent feline....words simply fail me. :twisted: Having said that, our elder feline was so desirous of attention he simply climbed up and laid across the whole keyboard. This occurred while I was editing a RFP response for a friend. You MUST purchase the cartoon book How To Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting to K**l You. It fully covers in detail cats and computers and other amusements. :D :-P

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Well, you can understand my getting the VV, and the Jr.VV, confused. You're like twins! :lol: :mrgreen:

Like Schwarzenegger and DeVito, right? :wink:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

I have hair. He, the VV, does not. :mrgreen:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Aaah...that clears it up, for me. :wink: :lol: :mrgreen:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Perhaps I should offer to cut my hair and provide some for the VV. I certainly have enough to help him. :mrgreen: 8-) :lol:

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

Well, yes ma'am, I truly KNOW you have special secret powers -- look how you keep the posse whipped into shape, but c'mon now, you know that t***h is stranger than fiction. I am sure that beyond a shadow of a doubt that the llamas would truly feel validated that someone credits them with nye-on about mystical powers, but "my" llamas, because they all feel "so special" would fight over who was going to have the honor of going through the door first!! :lol: Why, you should have seen them this afternoon while I was waiting on a customer to show up at the farm, NOT at the market, because "oh my goodness, his wife was out of eggs and she seemed to have missed the fact that I was pretty much taking the week off." I was giving out carrots which they dearly love. I got caught at least twice by llamas spitting carrots at one another, vying over who was going to get the most carrots. 14 of the 20 are in that pasture. My customer almost couldn't see me for all the llamas!!

Now, about that cat. You know that book was written for a reason. You have to be gracious enough to admit that, you do. :lol: Shredder "really" can't see and when she gets amorous, she REALLY doesn't care WHAT she "loves" on -- including my husband!! He will be happy, though embarrassed, to verify such an incident. :mrgreen: See, t***h IS stranger than fiction!! Happy New Year to you and yours!!

Loki Loc: Georgia

That's right, remind me.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

As I have sufficient length (waist), I could forgo some to assist you. It will cost you greatly! :mrgreen: :P

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Gosh, you have not caught on. The Llamas are using a lottery system to go in and out of the house. :| :lol: :roll:

I feel a positive vibe that Shredder wrote the book to warn humans about the cat plot. :twisted: :P This was done because your husband allowed amorous adventures by Shredder. :shock: ;-)