lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Michigan newspaper reports that a steel strike in Flint raises sparks.

Sheriff in Sweet Home Alabama evicts homeless man.

A protest was conducted in Water PA against local oil company. A spokesperson for the protesters states " Oil in Water isn't a good mix".

A dairy community actively seeking bee keepers. A local dairy farmer stated that " we want this to be a land of milk AND honey".

A naked man was removed from logging land in Washington State, who claimed he was protesting deforestation. It is unclear who is responsible for denuding the forest.

Sheep farmers in Montana protesting new Government regulations. One farmer states "the Government is trying to pull the wool over our eye's and that's shear stupidity".

Local restaurant was fined by the health department, reporting that the owner was "getting his hands in everyone's business and not washing afterwards".

A sewage treatment plant worker was arrested for embezzlement. When asked how much was embezzled, the general manager, of German descent, replied " about one turd".

As beef prices continue to plummet in the South, local ranchers are turning to corn. When a local reporter was asked why she had no interviews with farmers, she replied " well, corn can't talk, now can it ".

Reporting on a vehicle fire at a busy intersection, the reporter asked a firefighter " was anyone in the car?", to which he replied "no, we believe the car drove itself here before catching fire".

Loki Loc: Georgia

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Funny stuff, Doc. :thumbup: But, it leads me to believe that all of us on OPP have too much idle time.:lol: Having said that, wish I had posted these.:wink:

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

This makes one not feel too badly about our personal failings.

Much of what is said on this forum is much like that.

Loki Loc: Georgia

What does nekkidfying the forest have to do with politics?

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

This is General Chit Chat.

Much of what is said about Politics in general is not much different than Chit Chat.

Loki Loc: Georgia

What does nekkidfying the forest have to do with General Chit-CHat?

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

What does nekkidfying the forest have to with running around naked in the forest any way?

Loki Loc: Georgia

That's what you call a forest after naked people run around in it. It's nekkidfied. Don't they teach anything in school these days?

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

My days in school ended over 60 years ago.

I try not to make up words. I do check my spelling often & nekkidfied was not a word in general use then or now.

Perhaps you make other things up also.

The point I was trying to make is that much of what is said in the main forum on this site is just made up & should be considered just so much Chi Chat.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Chi Chat? Did you neglect your spell check this time?

Loki Loc: Georgia

Some people have no sense of humor. They cannot appreciate what they cannot comprehend, it is too foreign.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Perhaps he can only 'chat' with one chi at a time. When given two chi chi's concurrently he is flummoxed. Personally, I am enthralled when given the opportunity to observe and/or fondle a pair of chi chi's being an ardent admirer of same.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Don't you know any history? General Chit-Chat was an 11th Century warrior who scared his enemies away, by running nude through the forest. He was finally defeated by a haberdasher, who clothed him, thus denuding him and the forest at the same time.

A denuded forest is a far more horrible sight than a nude one - unless it's female of course. :oops: Run Forest's sister, run!

Loki Loc: Georgia

What does having one's habers dashered have to do with denuding a nuder that is nekkidfying the forest?