Hows that? (Page 5): Of course. Had you claimed that you HAD dashered yourself in the eye with your habers, I would have had to question your veracity. Of course, many people who...

Loki Loc: Georgia

lpnmajor wrote:

I've never dashed myself in the eye with my habers. I'm careful to turn my head - that's why my head dashes my dasherboard when those trees and fences cross the road. :?

Of course. Had you claimed that you HAD dashered yourself in the eye with your habers, I would have had to question your veracity. Of course, many people who dasher their habers excessively are prone to exaggerate their hat size when speaking of haberdashery.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Loki wrote:

Of course. Had you claimed that you HAD dashered yourself in the eye with your habers, I would have had to question your veracity. Of course, many people who dasher their habers excessively are prone to exaggerate their hat size when speaking of haberdashery.

I'm glad you chose not to question my veracity, as I keep that in a safe deposit box at the bank and it'd been a hassle to retrieve for your interrogation.

You are correct, of course, about those with exaggerated haberdashery sizifications. I suspect those type personnel have misplaced their veracities, or sold them on eBay.

Loki Loc: Georgia

lpnmajor wrote:

I'm glad you chose not to question my veracity, as I keep that in a safe deposit box at the bank and it'd been a hassle to retrieve for your interrogation.

You are correct, of course, about those with exaggerated haberdashery sizifications. I suspect those type personnel have misplaced their veracities, or sold them on eBay.

No doubt with lots of disappointed customers.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Loki wrote:

No doubt with lots of disappointed customers.

Unless they sell delusions as a side line. No, they can't, sorry. The DNC and RNC have a patent on delusions, so the selling of such must be under license. Many people have their hopes dashed against their own habers. That's just cruel. :cry: