lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Ohhhhh yessssssssss they did~~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Elwood Loc: Florida

Manning has a habit of coming through in a pinch. Colts loss Broncos gain. Now for next week if he can undo Brady. :twisted: Go Broncos. :mrgreen:

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Hey, heyyyyyyyyyy, Pats are my team, watch it Mister or we will be in smack down~~~~ :thumbup: :wink: :lol: :thumbup:

Elwood Loc: Florida

They have done well this year but are ready for a big take down and the Broncos may well do it. I don't care one way or the other. Our team, the Jaguars have a long way to go. :(

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Actually, if t***h be known, the Pats have had it a number of times and I would like to see the Broncos take it...I really would..I'm just hoping for a game like tonight!!!!I loveeeeeee them when they are like that!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: Damn Manning then, something is up with him..Maybe time ti really retire~~

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: Between his age and injuries I wouldn't be surprised to see him retire within the near future.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

No doubt, he's announced retiring what, 3 times and then come back..Grt strategy to up those perks and bonus' I guess~~ :wink: :thumbup:

Hope wh**ever it is he's better by game time~~~

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

The Jags are like the Bears,,Either really on or really offf.. No in between........ :shock:

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

ok, right back at ya~~

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

One for you too~
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted...lololololololoook :lol: :lol:

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

You guys never should have gotten me startedddddddd~~lololololo

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time." Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick! Spit'em out! They're assholes!",,,,,,,,,loloolololol
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While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny k**ls a honeybee. His father sees him k*****g the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"

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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I h**e to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Elwood Loc: Florida

I do too. :mrgreen:

Elwood Loc: Florida

The Jags are mostly off. :(

Elwood Loc: Florida

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: All good Linda.

Big Bass

Thanks for the multitude of belly-laughs, Linda. They are great for the soul. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I have another, but it's a bit long, and my keyboard-hunt-and-peck is a bit slow. I will tell soon when time permits.