Little Johnny
Jan 16, 2016 19:35:06 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American f**gs were mounted on either side of it.
The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Little Johnny."
"Good morning, Father," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. "Father Scott, what is this?" Little Johnny asked.
"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Little Johnny's voice was barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American f**gs were mounted on either side of it.
The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Little Johnny."
"Good morning, Father," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. "Father Scott, what is this?" Little Johnny asked.
"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Little Johnny's voice was barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
Jan 16, 2016 20:58:53 #
Jan 16, 2016 21:23:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
No questions as to how Little Johnny gained notoriety. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 17, 2016 07:43:18 #
I love the "Little Johnny" jokes..He sure comes out with some good ones!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 17, 2016 10:52:02 #
Jan 17, 2016 11:20:50 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br One ... (show quote)
**********************
Oh, that's a plus++++++++
Jan 17, 2016 11:28:36 #
lindajoy wrote:
I love the "Little Johnny" jokes..He sure comes out with some good ones!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D
Jan 17, 2016 11:28:52 #
Jan 17, 2016 11:29:14 #
Alicia wrote:
**********************
Oh, that's a plus++++++++
Oh, that's a plus++++++++
:lol: :lol: Thanks Alicia. :mrgreen:
Jan 17, 2016 12:03:11 #
lindajoy wrote:
I love the "Little Johnny" jokes..He sure comes out with some good ones!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
You asked for it. :wink: :wink: :D
One morning, the teacher asked her 7-year-olds for typical farmyard sounds. She said, "Alice, what's your typical sound?"
"Mooo, Mooo!" "What made that sound?" asked the teacher. "A cow." announced Alice proudly. "Well done!" said the teacher. Everyone, except little Johnny, enthusiastically applauded.
"Okay! Bobby, what's your typical farmyard sound?"
"Quack, quack." said Bobby. "What made that sound?" asked the teacher. "A duck." said Bobby. "Well done!" said the teacher, and again, applause, except from little Johnny.
"Okay, Johnny, what's your typical farmyard sound?" asked the teacher.
"HEY YOU!! GET OFF THE F*CKING TRACTOR!!"
Jan 17, 2016 14:42:41 #
I like the one,where little Johnny is sitting on the curb,holding his dog,that just got ran over by a car,the priest comes up and asks Johnny,whats wrong??Johnny looks up at the Priest and says" that car ran over my dogs ass,the priest tells Johnny,"youre not supposed to say Ass," youre supposed to say : "the car ran over my dogs rectum,"Johnny looks up at the priest and says "WRECKED HIM ,, hell,HE DAMN NEAR K**LED HIM,"
Jan 17, 2016 18:39:47 #
boatbob2 wrote:
I like the one,where little Johnny is sitting on the curb,holding his dog,that just got ran over by a car,the priest comes up and asks Johnny,whats wrong??Johnny looks up at the Priest and says" that car ran over my dogs ass,the priest tells Johnny,"youre not supposed to say Ass," youre supposed to say : "the car ran over my dogs rectum,"Johnny looks up at the priest and says "WRECKED HIM ,, hell,HE DAMN NEAR K**LED HIM,"
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 17, 2016 18:51:06 #
Big Bass wrote:
You asked for it. :wink: :wink: :D br One morn... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: Yup, about right~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jan 17, 2016 18:52:09 #
boatbob2 wrote:
I like the one,where little Johnny is sitting on the curb,holding his dog,that just got ran over by a car,the priest comes up and asks Johnny,whats wrong??Johnny looks up at the Priest and says" that car ran over my dogs ass,the priest tells Johnny,"youre not supposed to say Ass," youre supposed to say : "the car ran over my dogs rectum,"Johnny looks up at the priest and says "WRECKED HIM ,, hell,HE DAMN NEAR K**LED HIM,"
Good one too~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Damn game, still 10/9 Steelers...Manning needs to get in it~~~
Jan 17, 2016 20:09:37 #
lindajoy wrote:
Good one too~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Damn game, still 10/9 Steelers...Manning needs to get in it~~~
Damn game, still 10/9 Steelers...Manning needs to get in it~~~
Broncos won. :thumbup: :thumbup:
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.