The mating call
Feb 24, 2015 15:10:53 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Marines are always in the forefront regarding the upgrading of their equipment and associates, in addition to discarding that which isn't up to their high standards. However, on occasion, they may be forced to tolerate inferior 'things' until a suitable upgrade becomes feasible.
dern jarhead is still tryin to talk above my head
Feb 24, 2015 15:21:23 #
badbobby wrote:
dern jarhead is still tryin to talk above my head
a redneck was driving his brand new chevy corvette down the hyway
he pushed it up to 80,enjoying the rush in his system
amazing he thought as he went even faster
he floored it to 100mph,then to 110 mph
then he saw the police car in his rear view mirror
oh my god he thought
im too old to get in trouble with the law
so he pulled over and waited for the cop to approach
the trooper got out of his vehicle and came up to the rednecks window
sir he said,im off duty in 10 minutes
if you can give me a reason I haven't heard for speeding,ill let you go with a warning
the redneck paused then said
my wife ran off with a state trooper last year
I was afraid you were bringing her back
Feb 24, 2015 16:16:54 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
badbobby wrote:
a redneck was driving his brand new chevy corvette... (show quote)
Excellent :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 24, 2015 19:02:19 #
badbobby wrote:
a redneck was driving his brand new chevy corvette... (show quote)
And the trooper replied in turn,"If she is who I think, I would have never taken her to begin with, but you have my sympathy, so no ticket anyway."
Feb 25, 2015 22:51:44 #
alex wrote:
does the front fender on your car go faster than the back ones? I guess it must it stays in front, but in your case I wouldn't bet on it
Sheeech what a grouch :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:
Feb 25, 2015 23:17:37 #
alex wrote:
LOL!does the front fender on your car go faster than the back ones? I guess it must it stays in front, but in your case I wouldn't bet on it
Feb 25, 2015 23:33:20 #
Richard Rowland wrote:
LOL!
Please don't laugh, you will just encourage him :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :roll: 8-) 8-) :mrgreen:
Feb 25, 2015 23:49:33 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Armageddun wrote:
Please don't laugh, you will just encourage him :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :roll: 8-) 8-) :mrgreen:
now that made me laugh
Feb 25, 2015 23:57:05 #
alex wrote:
now that made me laugh
Are you encouraged :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :mrgreen:
Feb 26, 2015 00:14:58 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Armageddun wrote:
Are you encouraged :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :mrgreen:
nope
Feb 26, 2015 00:23:47 #
alex wrote:
nope
Welp, I guess sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out.
Feb 26, 2015 00:43:50 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Armageddun wrote:
Welp, I guess sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out.
would you feel better if I said yes?
Feb 26, 2015 00:46:45 #
alex wrote:
would you feel better if I said yes?
it is never right to do wrong to do right...
Thou shalt no bear false witness :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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