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Feb 24, 2015 00:14:00   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Armageddun wrote:
Were you in front or back :?: :?: :?: :?:


right side front

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Feb 24, 2015 00:17:15   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
right side front


So you had to walk faster to keep from being trampled :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: Bummers.

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Feb 24, 2015 00:23:18   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Armageddun wrote:
Were you in front or back :?: :?: :?: :?:


Do you mean like A's to E's?

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Feb 24, 2015 06:58:56   #
DamnYANKEE
 
no propaganda please wrote:
The Mating Call
Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about.
'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful
squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size
of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.




The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read................



You'll like this





NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!
The Mating Call br Two Indians and an I... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 24, 2015 10:02:31   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Armageddun wrote:
So you had to walk faster to keep from being trampled :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: Bummers.


does the front fender on your car go faster than the back ones? I guess it must it stays in front, but in your case I wouldn't bet on it

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Feb 24, 2015 12:13:55   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
The Mating Call
Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about.
'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful
squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size
of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.




The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read................



You'll like this





NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!
The Mating Call br Two Indians and an I... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 24, 2015 12:17:30   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Too much grog in too many ports-of-call in your background?


thought it was the jarheads who were the ones who held their liquor better
of course that was after they fell under the table

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Feb 24, 2015 12:53:39   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
thought it was the jarheads who were the ones who held their liquor better
of course that was after they fell under the table


Well, jarheads don't sit on the 'john' while imbibing to facilitate their recycling. They have an amazing ability to hold a myriad of things, including, but not limited to, former squid female companions.

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Feb 24, 2015 13:19:11   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, jarheads don't sit on the 'john' while imbibing to facilitate their recycling. They have an amazing ability to hold a myriad of things, including, but not limited to, former squid female companions.


only the rejects poppa

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Feb 24, 2015 13:29:19   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
only the rejects poppa


That is true. They almost all rejected the Squids in favor of Jarheads. Those that didn't were rejected by the Jarheads.

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Feb 24, 2015 13:53:18   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
That is true. They almost all rejected the Squids in favor of Jarheads. Those that didn't were rejected by the Jarheads.


marines believe the old adage
beggars caint be choosers
and they always welcome the rejects as an upgrade to what they have

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Feb 24, 2015 13:56:07   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
badbobby wrote:
marines believe the old adage
beggars caint be choosers
and they always welcome the rejects as an upgrade to what they have


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :P :P :P :P :P getem Bobby

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Feb 24, 2015 14:03:39   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
alex wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :P :P :P :P :P getem Bobby



I knew you would have my back ALEX
THANK YOU

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Feb 24, 2015 14:08:32   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
badbobby wrote:
I knew you would have my back ALEX
THANK YOU


we have to keep tabs on those jarheads they have a mob mentality

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Feb 24, 2015 15:09:16   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
marines believe the old adage
beggars caint be choosers
and they always welcome the rejects as an upgrade to what they have


Marines are always in the forefront regarding the upgrading of their equipment and associates, in addition to discarding that which isn't up to their high standards. However, on occasion, they may be forced to tolerate inferior 'things' until a suitable upgrade becomes feasible.

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