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Feb 23, 2015 21:29:07   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
The Mating Call
Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about.
'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful
squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size
of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.




The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read................



You'll like this





NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!

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Feb 23, 2015 21:51:58   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
no propaganda please wrote:
The Mating Call
Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering,
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about.
'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful
squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.
As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size
of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.




The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read................



You'll like this





NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!
The Mating Call br Two Indians and an I... (show quote)


one I hadn't heard I didn't think there were any

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Feb 23, 2015 21:54:26   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
alex wrote:
one I hadn't heard I didn't think there were any


Yep, it is also a newbie for me.

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Feb 23, 2015 22:28:01   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
alex wrote:
one I hadn't heard I didn't think there were any


Glad I found a new one for your specific entertainment pleasure.

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Feb 23, 2015 22:58:41   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Glad I found a new one for your specific entertainment pleasure.


I enjoy them all dozens of times

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Feb 23, 2015 23:13:20   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
I enjoy them all dozens of times


A good joke last a lifetime... except I forgot my best liked one. :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Feb 23, 2015 23:16:14   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Armageddun wrote:
A good joke last a lifetime... except I forgot my best liked one. :shock: :shock: :shock:


the one I just read is the one I like the best, of course if I didn't just read it I don't remember it

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Feb 23, 2015 23:18:19   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
the one I just read is the one I like the best, of course if I didn't just read it I don't remember it


:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Feb 23, 2015 23:32:30   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
alex wrote:
the one I just read is the one I like the best, of course if I didn't just read it I don't remember it


Too much grog in too many ports-of-call in your background?

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Feb 23, 2015 23:57:50   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Too much grog in too many ports-of-call in your background?


He is learning the words to "we shall over come."

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Feb 24, 2015 00:01:59   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Too much grog in too many ports-of-call in your background?


well I did have a few San Migels in olongopo

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Feb 24, 2015 00:02:36   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Armageddun wrote:
He is learning the words to "we shall over come."


But is he also learning to march while singing? Just knowing the words isn't sufficient; one must also learn the melody and correct manner of marching. After all, they are synonymous.

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Feb 24, 2015 00:04:11   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
But is he also learning to march while singing? Just knowing the words isn't sufficient; one must also learn the melody and correct manner of marching. After all, they are synonymous.


Hip Hip Hip Hip :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 24, 2015 00:08:04   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
But is he also learning to march while singing? Just knowing the words isn't sufficient; one must also learn the melody and correct manner of marching. After all, they are synonymous.


I never learned to march, in boot camp in the A/F they made me road guard because I couldn't march that means we stayed five paces ahead of the company with two more five paces behind the company

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Feb 24, 2015 00:11:44   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
I never learned to march, in boot camp in the A/F they made me road guard because I couldn't march that means we stayed five paces ahead of the company with two more five paces behind the company


Were you in front or back :?: :?: :?: :?:

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