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Feb 16, 2015 08:59:42   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
lindajoy wrote:
Well of course you have..Did you not read the headings, LindaJoy takes it for a test run, no derailment~~~ :shock:
Now stop thinking what your thinking..... :XD: :XD: :mrgreen:

Just been out playing lately...Beautiful temps, plenty of sun and things to get done...Mardi Gras is coming~~~

You be careful with the storm headed to you..Reve up your energy mass for that counter energy field....Did you see this?? I think the weatherman is adorable..ITs you, I know and you thought I wouldn't find it~~~ :shock: :roll: :XD:

Absolutely amazing!!!!! Neptune Thundersnow~~~The weatherman just freaks and is adorable!!!! I have never seen that until now....

http://xfinity.comcast.net/video/neptune-thundersnow-across-massachusetts/399479875654/Comcast/CaughtonTape?cid=hero_sf_caught
Well of course you have..Did you not read the head... (show quote)


I wasn't thinking anything but, you didn't say anything about singing.

- Ozzy Osbourne-Crazy Train

http://youtu.be/otdHbA4GlSI

I'm not envious of your temps and sunshine yet but, the day is still young. I watched the weather on CBS a couple of hours ago and they played that clip of the Weather Channel guy. It did bear a striking resemble to someone I may know, give me time I'll figure out who.

As far as revving up my energy mass, If I could do that I wouldn't waste it on a trifling winter storm. I'd create my own "Thunder Snow" storm and you'd watch me on TV tonight.

I'm talking about the weather here, so wipe that smirk off your face right now!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 16, 2015 09:02:51   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
slatten49 wrote:
In a beautiful city park, there were two very old statues. One of them was male and the other female. Both were naked, and they faced each other. They had been placed in the same position for a number of years. Having been made of bronze, they had been turned a streaky grey and a discolored green.

One day a witch walked through the park and heard the thoughts of the two statues. Normally, being a witch, she would have ignored their thoughts and left them alone to their never-ending plight. But, she felt compassion, and told the two that she would allow them to come alive for one hour and fulfill their long held thoughts and dreams as they stood facing each other all these long years.

The witch waved her magic spell, freeing the two statues. They both ran into the bushes nearby. At once, the bushes started rustling violently, leaves were flying over the tops of the shrubbery while sounds of heavy breathing and grunts along with giggles could be heard. Then, all of a sudden...SILENCE!

Very softly, the male voice could be heard tenderly saying, " Do you want to try a different position this time?"

The sweet voice of the beautiful female said, "Oh, yes...please!"

The male statue replied, "OK, my sweet, this time you hold the pigeon and I"ll crap on its head."
In a beautiful city park, there were two very old ... (show quote)


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Feb 16, 2015 09:04:08   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
lindajoy wrote:
Love the thread title~~

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."


On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."


On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."


On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."


On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."


In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."


At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."


Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be delighted."


In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."


CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."


And the best one for last...


[size=24]Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
Love the thread title~~ br br Sign over a Gynecol... (show quote)


Just knockin' `em outta the park today!

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Feb 16, 2015 09:05:52   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
lindajoy wrote:
Gotta love those grand-kids .. You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, What day is tomorrow?

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!" ..


She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?" ..

I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.


She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House, And if he sees his shadow,

we have another year of
Gotta love those grand-kids .. You know, it hurts ... (show quote)


And ya even had a matching animation. I'm impressed and amused by both.

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Feb 16, 2015 09:28:32   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
slatten49 wrote:
Two good-un's, LindaJoy! :thumbup: It's good to see that you are your usual bright and perky self this morning :!:

Have a great day. :wink:


Thank You slatten...You as well!! Have a great day and smile just to smile~~ :thumbup:

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Feb 16, 2015 09:31:28   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
RockKnutne wrote:
Just knockin' `em outta the park today!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Thank You Mr. Rock~~~~I figured I had to share..Smiles are always a great way to start the day~~` :D

Ha, gotcha, shoulda ducked~~hehehe



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Feb 16, 2015 09:37:02   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
RockKnutne wrote:
And ya even had a matching animation. I'm impressed and amused by both.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I'm glad you are~~Always nice to know you make someone happy, even if only momentary~~



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Feb 16, 2015 09:42:10   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
lindajoy wrote:
Thank You Mr. Rock~~~~I figured I had to share..Smiles are always a great way to start the day~~` :D

Ha, gotcha, shoulda ducked~~hehehe


Why does a thrown pie in someone's face make us laugh. Is it seeing the shock it causes or, that we just love seeing somebody get dirty?

I must now consider this further.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Feb 16, 2015 09:46:11   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
lindajoy wrote:
I'm glad you are~~Always nice to know you make someone happy, even if only momentary~~


That's all I have been able to ever accomplish. I make people happy only momentarily and then comes all the h**e and physical abuse.

I wish somebody would invent Hapagra, maybe then I could keep spirits up for a decent amount of time.

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Feb 16, 2015 10:11:07   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
RockKnutne wrote:
That's all I have been able to ever accomplish. I make people happy only momentarily and then comes all the h**e and physical abuse.

I wish somebody would invent Hapagra, maybe then I could keep spirits up for a decent amount of time.

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:


egadsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss lololololololololololololololololololo..i gotta work on this one...Hapagra~~~~~hehehehehhehee your crazy!!!@@

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Feb 16, 2015 11:35:54   #
boatbob2
 
BUT,the way obozo is down grading the US Military,by forcing MANY Admirals,and Generals,And other officers to retire,SOON,if this bull s**t keeps happening,while both houses of congress sit on their thumbs,WE will NOT have a Military that can successfully whip isis s ass....I guess if isis ever DARES to come here to AMERICA,It will be up to US VETERANS,to do,what obozo wont let our US Military do... lock and Load guys and gals,IM thinking the REVOLUTION is coming,sooner than later,,,,

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Feb 16, 2015 11:43:34   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
More Americans better figure out who the enemy is, or the divide and conquer MO will succeed again. False F**gs, and paid tugs work real well.
boatbob2 wrote:
BUT,the way obozo is down grading the US Military,by forcing MANY Admirals,and Generals,And other officers to retire,SOON,if this bull s**t keeps happening,while both houses of congress sit on their thumbs,WE will NOT have a Military that can successfully whip isis s ass....I guess if isis ever DARES to come here to AMERICA,It will be up to US VETERANS,to do,what obozo wont let our US Military do... lock and Load guys and gals,IM thinking the REVOLUTION is coming,sooner than later,,,,

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Feb 16, 2015 13:49:00   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
RockKnutne wrote:
Where have you been young lady? I know you don't worry about parallel parking, I bet you can park wherever it suits ya?

Heck, I bet you could get all the commuters to help you park a train if you asked `em real nice.

I've seen it done.

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:


This people are not trying to park a train, they are assuming the position for the PC police to ask them who was buried in Grants tomb. :shock: :shock:

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Feb 16, 2015 13:51:04   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
RockKnutne wrote:
Why does a thrown pie in someone's face make us laugh. Is it seeing the shock it causes or, that we just love seeing somebody get dirty?

I must now consider this further.

:shock: :shock: :shock:


A noble thought :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :roll: :roll:

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Feb 16, 2015 14:44:33   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
lindajoy wrote:
egadsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss lololololololololololololololololololo..i gotta work on this one...Hapagra~~~~~hehehehehhehee your crazy!!!@@


That's the rumor.

Nice party dress what's the occasion, oh wait I know President's Day right? You rascal!

Okay, just for the POS POTUS I offer this.

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school in North Carolina and he visited a fourth grade class.
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.'

So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and k**ls him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Obama, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, k*****g everyone, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Obama searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Rock raised his hand.

The teacher held her breath.

In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Rock, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your arse it wouldn't be an accident either!"

The teacher fainted!

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Happy President's Day!

No... , that would be Felicitous President's Day... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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