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Feb 13, 2015 11:54:59   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . .
In and out . . . . in and out . . . .
A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .Between her breasts . .
. . and, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end . . . . !!
He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife
moved . . . . Forwards then backwards . . . .
Forward then backward . . . .Again . . . . and, again . . . . !!
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . ..
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream
. . . .
She shouted . . . . :
"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park . . . .You do it !"

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Feb 13, 2015 12:02:13   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . .
In and out . . . . in and out . . . .
A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .Between her breasts . .
. . and, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end . . . . !!
He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife
moved . . . . Forwards then backwards . . . .
Forward then backward . . . .Again . . . . and, again . . . . !!
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . ..
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream
. . . .
She shouted . . . . :
"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park . . . .You do it !"
Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . . br I... (show quote)


Whew! :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

SEMPER FI

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Feb 13, 2015 13:07:14   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
:-)
no propaganda please wrote:
Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . .
In and out . . . . in and out . . . .
A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .Between her breasts . .
. . and, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end . . . . !!
He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife
moved . . . . Forwards then backwards . . . .
Forward then backward . . . .Again . . . . and, again . . . . !!
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . ..
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream
. . . .
She shouted . . . . :
"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park . . . .You do it !"
Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . . br I... (show quote)

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Feb 13, 2015 17:21:10   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . .
In and out . . . . in and out . . . .
A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .Between her breasts . .
. . and, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end . . . . !!
He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife
moved . . . . Forwards then backwards . . . .
Forward then backward . . . .Again . . . . and, again . . . . !!
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . ..
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream
. . . .
She shouted . . . . :
"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park . . . .You do it !"
Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . . br I... (show quote)


Pretty funny npp. I pictured SWMBO going through the same thing and she pummeled you with a dog toy after you posted this...

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 13, 2015 19:58:46   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RockKnutne wrote:
Pretty funny npp. I pictured SWMBO going through the same thing and she pummeled you with a dog toy after you posted this...

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:


A dog toy??? Is that what your SWMBO uses on you? And FYI I am not inferring anything here.

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Feb 13, 2015 20:18:01   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A dog toy??? Is that what your SWMBO uses on you? And FYI I am not inferring anything here.


Rawhide bones are a known cause of Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE) PG, so I'd bet SWMBO only uses rubber squeeze toys or plushies on npp.

I think that's known as "gentling" in the horse world. She gets her point across I'm certain, for npp is very well behaved for his age.

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 13, 2015 20:25:36   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
RockKnutne wrote:
Pretty funny npp. I pictured SWMBO going through the same thing and she pummeled you with a dog toy after you posted this...

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Diane originally sent it to SWMBO, who, unfortunately was drinking coffee when she read it, and there was coffee all over the keyboard she was laughing so hard. She suggested you would like it, so I posted it here just for you Rock

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Feb 13, 2015 20:29:52   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Diane originally sent it to SWMBO, who, unfortunately was drinking coffee when she read it, and there was coffee all over the keyboard she was laughing so hard. She suggested you would like it, so I posted it here just for you Rock


You give her a big hug and kiss from me. I don't need to fall in love again this month, I'm already up to 23 new irons in the fire already.

I appreciate the humor npp, if you can't leave `em laughing, just leave `em flat out, that's my motto!

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 13, 2015 21:26:40   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RockKnutne wrote:
You give her a big hug and kiss from me. I don't need to fall in love again this month, I'm already up to 23 new irons in the fire already.

I appreciate the humor npp, if you can't leave `em laughing, just leave `em flat out, that's my motto!

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:


There are a few on these boards that I would enjoy seeing "flattened out".

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Feb 13, 2015 21:31:27   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
There are a few on these boards that I would enjoy seeing "flattened out".


(As I don a total NFL football uniform), who would that be mi amigo?

I have solved the Rod Riddle and feel I have earned my pay today. What a desperate guy won't do for a couple pesos... ?

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 13, 2015 21:51:23   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RockKnutne wrote:
(As I don a total NFL football uniform), who would that be mi amigo?

I have solved the Rod Riddle and feel I have earned my pay today. What a desperate guy won't do for a couple pesos... ?

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Es verdad. OOPs, I shouldn't use Español, it might anger it.

Wie wäre es, wenn ich mit Deutschen statt. Glaubst du, dass es ein deutsches Wörterbuch, oder vielleicht ist es nicht lesen kann und ich sicher sein wird.

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Feb 13, 2015 21:56:28   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Es verdad. OOPs, I shouldn't use Español, it might anger it.

Wie wäre es, wenn ich mit Deutschen statt. Glaubst du, dass es ein deutsches Wörterbuch, oder vielleicht ist es nicht lesen kann und ich sicher sein wird.


You assume troll boy can read mi amigo. I listed all his statements made on OPP to date and, he is a cookie-cutter godless liberal. I think he is only a troll, having fun trying to make decent people angry and, even dragging some down his level.

Fight the power and ignore the twit!

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Feb 13, 2015 22:03:53   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
RockKnutne wrote:
You assume troll boy can read mi amigo. I listed all his statements made on OPP to date and, he is a cookie-cutter godless liberal. I think he is only a troll, having fun trying to make decent people angry and, even dragging some down his level.

Fight the power and ignore the twit!

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Twit??? You are being too kind to the meshuga twit. :lol:

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Feb 13, 2015 22:12:13   #
RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Twit??? You are being too kind to the meshuga twit. :lol:


There's just no possible way that lying scumbag is all he says he is. He'd be married to Elton John if that were the case!

Add "Hysterical Lib" to that short list of time wasters and weenie basters.

"Not worth the powder and lead mi amigo... "!




:wink: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 13, 2015 22:25:15   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
RockKnutne wrote:
You give her a big hug and kiss from me. I don't need to fall in love again this month, I'm already up to 23 new irons in the fire already.

I appreciate the humor npp, if you can't leave `em laughing, just leave `em flat out, that's my motto!

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:


You bigamous jerk. :-) :lol: :roll: :lol:

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