Joke Back and Forth
Feb 15, 2015 18:08:39 #
RockKnutne wrote:
You know I hold our armed services in the highest regard.
The absolute best of the world's best without a doubt!
The absolute best of the world's best without a doubt!
I wholeheartedly concur. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 15, 2015 19:26:16 #
Yes; But can they parallel park a boat?
RockKnutne wrote:
You know I hold our armed services in the highest regard.
The absolute best of the world's best without a doubt!
The absolute best of the world's best without a doubt!
Feb 15, 2015 19:35:35 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Yes; But can they parallel park a boat?
There is no need to, they each have their own 'parking' spaces.
Feb 15, 2015 19:48:09 #
RockKnutne wrote:
You know I hold our armed services in the highest regard.
The absolute best of the world's best without a doubt!
The absolute best of the world's best without a doubt!
AMEN~~~~~~~~~~~
Feb 15, 2015 20:32:16 #
AuntiE wrote:
You bigamous jerk. :-) :lol: :roll: :lol:
A bigamist isa fog ina Italy :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 15, 2015 20:36:43 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, why not? The Navy seems to have an overabundance of them. :mrgreen: :oops: :P
Ewww that was cold, but I must say he did walk into it with his eyes wide shut..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 16, 2015 01:55:49 #
AuntiE wrote:
You bigamous jerk. :-) :lol: :roll: :lol:
I'm not really, I like to think of myself as just plain polyamorous and, this poly wanna c*****r. T***h is a suitable women from any part of the country will do me just fine, I stopped being so picky a very long time ago.
Think puberty here...
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 16, 2015 02:03:00 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Yes; But can they parallel park a boat?
Sure they can eagle they just need a little tug to get the job done.
Feb 16, 2015 02:13:31 #
lindajoy wrote:
AMEN~~~~~~~~~~~
Where have you been young lady? I know you don't worry about parallel parking, I bet you can park wherever it suits ya?
Heck, I bet you could get all the commuters to help you park a train if you asked `em real nice.
I've seen it done.
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 16, 2015 02:14:49 #
Armageddun wrote:
A bigamist isa fog ina Italy :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Ohhhh good one Arma, nicely done!
:wink: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 16, 2015 06:17:55 #
RockKnutne wrote:
Where have you been young lady? I know you don't worry about parallel parking, I bet you can park wherever it suits ya?
Heck, I bet you could get all the commuters to help you park a train if you asked `em real nice.
I've seen it done.
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Heck, I bet you could get all the commuters to help you park a train if you asked `em real nice.
I've seen it done.
:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well of course you have..Did you not read the headings, LindaJoy takes it for a test run, no derailment~~~ :shock:
Now stop thinking what your thinking..... :XD: :XD: :mrgreen:
Just been out playing lately...Beautiful temps, plenty of sun and things to get done...Mardi Gras is coming~~~
You be careful with the storm headed to you..Reve up your energy mass for that counter energy field....Did you see this?? I think the weatherman is adorable..ITs you, I know and you thought I wouldn't find it~~~ :shock: :roll: :XD:
Absolutely amazing!!!!! Neptune Thundersnow~~~The weatherman just freaks and is adorable!!!! I have never seen that until now....
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Feb 16, 2015 06:24:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
In a beautiful city park, there were two very old statues. One of them was male and the other female. Both were naked, and they faced each other. They had been placed in the same position for a number of years. Having been made of bronze, they had been turned a streaky grey and a discolored green.
One day a witch walked through the park and heard the thoughts of the two statues. Normally, being a witch, she would have ignored their thoughts and left them alone to their never-ending plight. But, she felt compassion, and told the two that she would allow them to come alive for one hour and fulfill their long held thoughts and dreams as they stood facing each other all these long years.
The witch waved her magic spell, freeing the two statues. They both ran into the bushes nearby. At once, the bushes started rustling violently, leaves were flying over the tops of the shrubbery while sounds of heavy breathing and grunts along with giggles could be heard. Then, all of a sudden...SILENCE!
Very softly, the male voice could be heard tenderly saying, " Do you want to try a different position this time?"
The sweet voice of the beautiful female said, "Oh, yes...please!"
The male statue replied, "OK, my sweet, this time you hold the pigeon and I"ll crap on its head."
One day a witch walked through the park and heard the thoughts of the two statues. Normally, being a witch, she would have ignored their thoughts and left them alone to their never-ending plight. But, she felt compassion, and told the two that she would allow them to come alive for one hour and fulfill their long held thoughts and dreams as they stood facing each other all these long years.
The witch waved her magic spell, freeing the two statues. They both ran into the bushes nearby. At once, the bushes started rustling violently, leaves were flying over the tops of the shrubbery while sounds of heavy breathing and grunts along with giggles could be heard. Then, all of a sudden...SILENCE!
Very softly, the male voice could be heard tenderly saying, " Do you want to try a different position this time?"
The sweet voice of the beautiful female said, "Oh, yes...please!"
The male statue replied, "OK, my sweet, this time you hold the pigeon and I"ll crap on its head."
Feb 16, 2015 06:30:02 #
Love the thread title~~
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be delighted."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
And the best one for last...
[size=24]Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be delighted."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
And the best one for last...
[size=24]Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
Feb 16, 2015 06:45:46 #
Gotta love those grand-kids .. You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, What day is tomorrow?
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!" ..
She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?" ..
I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.
She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House, And if he sees his shadow,
we have another year of
I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, What day is tomorrow?
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!" ..
She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?" ..
I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.
She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House, And if he sees his shadow,
we have another year of
Feb 16, 2015 07:16:05 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Two good-un's, LindaJoy! :thumbup: It's good to see that you are your usual bright and perky self this morning :!:
Have a great day. :wink:
Have a great day. :wink:
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