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Oct 4, 2014 20:23:47   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Yes, don't tell her but I already have her gift, and our reservation at TacoBell so we are all set!!


Taco Bell? You are quite the spendthrift, are you not?

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Oct 4, 2014 20:30:37   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Taco Bell? You are quite the spendthrift, are you not?


Somehow, I feel he is funning us. :-D

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Oct 4, 2014 21:29:31   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
Somehow, I feel he is funning us. :-D


Being somewhat penurious I could never be accused of being a spendthrift. :oops: :lol:

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Oct 4, 2014 22:08:37   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
Being somewhat penurious I could never be accused of being a spendthrift. :oops: :lol:


There are things worth spending funds on, ammunition, and other things one can purchase on sale or discount. :-D

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Oct 4, 2014 22:20:02   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Gee that frying pan looks familiar. how did you get rid of all the rust?


I figure the rust must have flaked and fallen off from the pounding you took recently. :shock:

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Oct 4, 2014 22:20:14   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
There are things worth spending funds on, ammunition, and other things one can purchase on sale or discount. :-D


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Especially ammunition, and gun ranges.

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Oct 4, 2014 22:23:25   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
A couple are shopping one day when the man puts a case of budweiser in the cart. The woman asks "What are you doing?" Man says "Its on sale 24 cans for 10.00. She says " Put it back we can't afford it."
Later. the woman puts a jar of cream in the cart. The man asks " What is that?" Woman says "Its my face cream." He asks how much it costs. She says 20.00. He tells her to put it back. She says "But it makes me beautiful!" He says "So does 24 cans of budweiser, and it costs half as much!"
A couple are shopping one day when the man puts a ... (show quote)


Move over, AuntiE...I like Archie's better. :thumbup:

Although, your's is an excellent choice! :oops:

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Oct 4, 2014 22:23:46   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
I figure the rust must have flaked and fallen off from the pounding you took recently. :shock:


Not so. SWMBO still has the rusty an until the tenth.

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Oct 4, 2014 22:24:42   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Somehow, I feel he is funning us. :-D


Probably. I suspect he has reservations for Dunkin' Donuts. :lol:

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Oct 4, 2014 22:25:20   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
Move over, AuntiE...I like Archie's better. :thumbup:

Although, your's is an excellent choice! :oops:


I have no problem with liking his best. It is very funny!

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Oct 4, 2014 22:27:03   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
Probably. I suspect he has reservations for Dunkin' Donuts. :lol:


Such would be your choice. He is going for a full meal, not just desserts!

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Oct 4, 2014 22:33:01   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Old_Gringo wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Especially ammunition, and gun ranges.


For her cat, presumably. :wink:

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Oct 4, 2014 22:34:17   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Not so. SWMBO still has the rusty an until the tenth.


I recommend NPP taking a tetanus shot, for his own protection. :shock:

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Oct 4, 2014 22:34:43   #
rumitoid
 
AuntiE wrote:
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up ... (show quote)


One night my father came home drunk and demanded my mother fry up some eggs. She did so. One egg was running yoke and he complained. My mother said, "No problem" and whacked him on the head with the sk**let. "Hmmm, that's better," my father said, and that was their relationship in a nutshell.

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Oct 4, 2014 22:37:43   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
For her cat, presumably. :wink:


Indubitably :!: :!: :!:

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