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Oct 2, 2014 10:22:21   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Don't worry I survived. I may take back the anniversary present I bought for SWMBO however or "forget" where I put it. Being hit on the head can do that, you know!


It would appear you have not learned your lesson...yet!

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Oct 2, 2014 10:22:55   #
bahmer
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
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I always like waking up with a smile, make the rest of the day more fun, thanks... Don D.


Amen

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Oct 2, 2014 10:47:22   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
slatten49 wrote:
Thanks, NPP. I found relevance in all of them, but the 3rd one is that which I work hardest on. :oops:


that is the one I usually ignore

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Oct 2, 2014 22:20:38   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Birds of a feather flock together...and then they mess on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not ony to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest was to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL?

If you think there is good in everybody, you obviously haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'theirs...'?

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells about you aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.

Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.
Birds of a feather flock together...and then they ... (show quote)


3&5....Stuff falls out of my mouth all the time. Kids tell me it is a filter issue. Who knew you were supposed to have a filter between your brain, and mouth? I have to manually control it. Often...

And if you need a part, piece, fitting, bolt,nut,washer, I have one of those. Somewhere....... :oops:

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Oct 3, 2014 08:01:22   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
alex wrote:
that is the one I usually ignore


Ignore, forget or overlook...it is a tough one for adherence. :roll:

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Oct 3, 2014 10:41:59   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
slatten49 wrote:
Ignore, forget or overlook...it is a tough one for adherence. :roll:


well maybe I would have been more correct to say it ignores me

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Oct 3, 2014 11:37:47   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
alex wrote:
well maybe I would have been more correct to say it ignores me


Ignores who :?: :?: :?: :?: :mrgreen:

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Oct 3, 2014 11:42:41   #
alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
 
Armageddun wrote:
Ignores who :?: :?: :?: :?: :mrgreen:


:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

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Oct 3, 2014 11:57:51   #
Artemis
 
slatten49 wrote:
Ignore, forget or overlook...it is a tough one for adherence. :roll:


These are great slatt, thanks for the laugh, here's was one of my old favorites



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Oct 3, 2014 14:03:28   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Artemis wrote:
These are great slatt, thanks for the laugh, here's was one of my old favorites


I've often told the Grandchildren I was Spider-Man in my youth. They used to ask "What happened?" Now, it's more like, "Yeah, right."

:shock: :oops:

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Oct 3, 2014 17:15:33   #
Artemis
 
slatten49 wrote:
I've often told the Grandchildren I was Spider-Man in my youth. They used to ask "What happened?" Now, it's more like, "Yeah, right."

:shock: :oops:


Hey don't feel bad I was asked by my kids once if I was alive with the dinosaurs. :oops: :lol: :lol:

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Oct 3, 2014 17:32:34   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Artemis wrote:
Hey don't feel bad I was asked by my kids once if I was alive with the dinosaurs. :oops: :lol: :lol:


I remember times being really tough back then. :wink:

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Oct 3, 2014 20:25:46   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Artemis wrote:
Hey don't feel bad I was asked by my kids once if I was alive with the dinosaurs. :oops: :lol: :lol:


And the answer was? :-D :-P :)

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Oct 6, 2014 12:16:17   #
She Wolf Loc: Currently Georgia
 
archie bunker wrote:
3&5....Stuff falls out of my mouth all the time. Kids tell me it is a filter issue. Who knew you were supposed to have a filter between your brain, and mouth? I have to manually control it. Often...

And if you need a part, piece, fitting, bolt,nut,washer, I have one of those. Somewhere....... :oops:


I to suffer from a filter issue. Sometimes I can control it other times it just comes out of my mouth.

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