Thoughts
Oct 1, 2014 17:57:49 #
She Wolf wrote:
Have you ever noticed the word therapist when separated spells The Rapist?
That could only be noticed by a psychologist, practicing or repentant.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :wink:
Oct 1, 2014 19:40:55 #
slatten49 wrote:
Birds of a feather flock together...and then they ... (show quote)
Love these! They say it all, don't they? My favorite? "You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks."
Oct 1, 2014 19:43:51 #
RockKnutne wrote:
Enjoyed those much slatten. I can't even decide which one I like best. My wife is too busy to tell me... I h**e making these kind of decisions, don't you?
If I have to choose one, it would be the reason for a middle name.
Did your mom write these?
Here's back at you.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :XD: :XD: :XD:
If I have to choose one, it would be the reason for a middle name.
Did your mom write these?
Here's back at you.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :XD: :XD: :XD:
I love your list. And I'd like to add to it:
When entering a restaurant and the waitress or hostess asks, "smoking or non", say "either one, but bring me a spittoon". The young ones don't even know what you are talking about!
Oct 1, 2014 19:55:18 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Tasine wrote:
I love your list. And I'd like to add to it:
When entering a restaurant and the waitress or hostess asks, "smoking or non", say "either one, but bring me a spittoon". The young ones don't even know what you are talking about!
When entering a restaurant and the waitress or hostess asks, "smoking or non", say "either one, but bring me a spittoon". The young ones don't even know what you are talking about!
:thumbup: My maternal Grandfather used a ceramic spittoon. :-D
Oct 1, 2014 21:25:28 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
Such as an anniversary date being forgotten which results in....
hey are you talking to me?
Oct 1, 2014 21:49:45 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
hey are you talking to me?
Is there any doubt? :shock:
Oct 1, 2014 21:51:28 #
Oct 1, 2014 21:53:41 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
Hmmm....
can't hear you my head i still ringing from two assaults from a rusty frying pan. Somehow I think you were behind it!!
Oct 1, 2014 22:34:15 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
can't hear you my head i still ringing from two assaults from a rusty frying pan. Somehow I think you were behind it!!
You need to check other threads with regards to your safety, my friend. :shock:
Oct 1, 2014 22:44:10 #
slatten49 wrote:
Interesting. Don't remember ever noticing that. :shock:
Don't ever forget, dad spelled backwards is dad. :shock: :shock: :oops: :oops:
Oct 1, 2014 22:46:47 #
Tasine wrote:
I love your list. And I'd like to add to it:
When entering a restaurant and the waitress or hostess asks, "smoking or non", say "either one, but bring me a spittoon". The young ones don't even know what you are talking about!
When entering a restaurant and the waitress or hostess asks, "smoking or non", say "either one, but bring me a spittoon". The young ones don't even know what you are talking about!
Wow, I don't know what took me more by surprise. The word "spittoon" or, the "smoking or non" question. I get asked that only at home these days, at least until the government outlaws my ability to use tobacco there too.
I always tell my wife "bring me a spittoon" and, I always get it too... right up along side my head, each and every time. Slow learner is what I am.
I like your additions Tas, wit and humor is still alive in America. If you include only D.C., you can say it's a source of the very best humor, if not wit, this country has to offer.
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Oct 1, 2014 23:15:36 #
no propaganda please wrote:
can't hear you my head i still ringing from two assaults from a rusty frying pan. Somehow I think you were behind it!!
I was there in spirit. I, actually, think it was SWMBO who was behind the it...the cause of the "ringing"!
Oct 2, 2014 06:54:55 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
I was there in spirit. I, actually, think it was SWMBO who was behind the it...the cause of the "ringing"!
"In Spirit?" :-D You motivated her and gave her the tools/weapons to do the deed. :shock:
Oct 2, 2014 07:39:43 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
"In Spirit?" :-D You motivated her and gave her the tools/weapons to do the deed. :shock:
Don't worry I survived. I may take back the anniversary present I bought for SWMBO however or "forget" where I put it. Being hit on the head can do that, you know!
Oct 2, 2014 07:45:45 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
Don't worry I survived. I may take back the anniversary present I bought for SWMBO however or "forget" where I put it. Being hit on the head can do that, you know!
Revenge is best served cold. 8-) :wink:
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