Birds of a feather flock together...and then they mess on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not ony to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest was to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL?
If you think there is good in everybody, you obviously haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'theirs...'?
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells about you aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.
slatten49 wrote:
Birds of a feather flock together...and then they mess on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not ony to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest was to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL?
If you think there is good in everybody, you obviously haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'theirs...'?
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells about you aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.
Birds of a feather flock together...and then they ... (
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I always like waking up with a smile, make the rest of the day more fun, thanks... Don D.
slatten49 wrote:
Birds of a feather flock together...and then they mess on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not ony to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest was to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL?
If you think there is good in everybody, you obviously haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'theirs...'?
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells about you aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.
Birds of a feather flock together...and then they ... (
show quote)
While these are all funny, almost all of them are sooo true. Thanks for making me smile this morning.
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
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I always like waking up with a smile, make the rest of the day more fun, thanks... Don D.
This article I retrieved from a publication made me smile when I read it. I assumed it would make others smile.
Thanks. I am glad you enjoyed it. I hope others do. :wink:
no propaganda please wrote:
While these are all funny, almost all of them are sooo true. Thanks for making me smile this morning.
Thanks, NPP. I found relevance in all of them, but the 3rd one is that which I work hardest on. :oops:
slatten49 wrote:
Thanks, NPP. I found relevance in all of them, but the 3rd one is that which I work hardest on. :oops:
That is the most forgotten one, particularly by me. I have gotten into the habit of, when talking about something serious, writing, rereading, and if necessary rereading before posting. When I forget to do that the results can be awful.
no propaganda please wrote:
That is the most forgotten one, particularly by me. I have gotten into the habit of, when talking about something serious, writing, rereading, and if necessary rereading before posting. When I forget to do that the results can be awful.
I follow those same habits, and still fall short...too often. :oops:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
Thanks, NPP. I found relevance in all of them, but the 3rd one is that which I work hardest on. :oops:
I love nine and twelve, though al are good.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
no propaganda please wrote:
That is the most forgotten one, particularly by me. I have gotten into the habit of, when talking about something serious, writing, rereading, and if necessary rereading before posting. When I forget to do that the results can be awful.
Such as an anniversary date being forgotten which results in....
AuntiE wrote:
I love nine and twelve, though al are good.
I am extremely grateful wrinkles don't hurt. I also need people to know 'why' I look this way! :oops:
'Al' is good, BTW. "All' are good, too. :mrgreen:
AuntiE wrote:
Such as an anniversary date being forgotten which results in....
You appear a little 'rusty' in your dishing out of punishment, AuntiE. :lol: One can only hope that extends to 'lopping'. :wink:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
You appear a little 'rusty' in your dishing out of punishment, AuntiE. :lol: One can only hope that extends to 'lopping'. :wink:
The swinging of a frying pan is practice for the swinging of the lopping device. :twisted: :mrgreen: :idea: 8-)
Have you ever noticed the word therapist when separated spells The Rapist?
She Wolf wrote:
Have you ever noticed the word therapist when separated spells The Rapist?
Interesting. Don't remember ever noticing that. :shock:
slatten49 wrote:
Birds of a feather flock together...and then they mess on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not ony to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest was to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL?
If you think there is good in everybody, you obviously haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when they're really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'theirs...'?
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells about you aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.
Birds of a feather flock together...and then they ... (
show quote)
Enjoyed those much slatten. I can't even decide which one I like best. My wife is too busy to tell me... I h**e making these kind of decisions, don't you?
If I have to choose one, it would be the reason for a middle name.
Did your mom write these?
Here's back at you.
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Keepin' your balance...
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