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Sep 15, 2020 01:05:37   #
elledee
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Where'd you get that picture of Slatten groping a blond chick


come on.....you wish you were that bear

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Sep 15, 2020 03:38:57   #
PulletSurprise Loc: Columbus, GA
 
Archie and His wife were sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show, they were speaking about how to be prepared in case of death etc.

“Honey,” says Archie, turning to his wife, “I want you to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I am dependent on just machines and bottled fluid, you will make sure to put an end to it.”

“No problem, honey.” She got up, turned TV off, and poured his beer down the drain.

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Sep 15, 2020 07:21:49   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
elledee wrote:
come on.....you wish you were that bear



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Sep 15, 2020 09:01:32   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
PulletSurprise wrote:
Archie and His wife were sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show, they were speaking about how to be prepared in case of death etc.

“Honey,” says Archie, turning to his wife, “I want you to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I am dependent on just machines and bottled fluid, you will make sure to put an end to it.”

“No problem, honey.” She got up, turned TV off, and poured his beer down the drain.


"“No problem, honey.” She got up, turned TV off, and poured his beer down the drain."

I rest my case;
Would a bear pour a man's beer down the drain?

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Sep 15, 2020 09:15:33   #
SWMBO
 
eagleye13 wrote:
"“No problem, honey.” She got up, turned TV off, and poured his beer down the drain."

I rest my case;
Would a bear pour a man's beer down the drain?


And a wife would just take the beer away and drink it herself. At least that is what I would do,

She Who Must Be Obeyed.

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Sep 15, 2020 09:17:18   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
SWMBO wrote:
And a wife would just take the beer away and drink it herself. At least that is what I would do,

She Who Must Be Obeyed.


Who are you married to that you don't have your own beer

NPP!!! Up your game!!!

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Sep 15, 2020 09:21:19   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Who are you married to that you don't have your own beer

NPP!!! Up your game!!!


Your own beer frig is a must!

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Sep 15, 2020 09:29:29   #
SWMBO
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Who are you married to that you don't have your own beer

NPP!!! Up your game!!!


We brew our own beer so make what ever we want, and share it.

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Sep 15, 2020 09:41:52   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
SWMBO wrote:
We brew our own beer so make what ever we want, and share it.


NPP is a keeper

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Sep 15, 2020 09:46:56   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
SWMBO wrote:
We brew our own beer so make what ever we want, and share it.


I haven't made home brew since my collage days in the early seventies.
5 pounds of sugar in the crock.
about 12% alc.

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Sep 15, 2020 15:49:18   #
Tug484
 
SWMBO wrote:
And a wife would just take the beer away and drink it herself. At least that is what I would do,

She Who Must Be Obeyed.


I poured my first husband's beer down the drain more than once.

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Sep 16, 2020 05:48:12   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Tug484 wrote:
I poured my first husband's beer down the drain more than once.


Lol... I read that wrong the first time...

Read "I poured my husband's first beer down the drain more than once"

I was all like "why the first beer???"

😂😂😂😂

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Sep 16, 2020 06:28:27   #
Tug484
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Lol... I read that wrong the first time...

Read "I poured my husband's first beer down the drain more than once"

I was all like "why the first beer???"

😂😂😂😂



Lol!
I didn't know him when he had his first beer or probably his thousandth beer.

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Sep 16, 2020 07:06:34   #
Bebida Loc: Michigan
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Lol... I read that wrong the first time...

Read "I poured my husband's first beer down the drain more than once"

I was all like "why the first beer???"

😂😂😂😂


I would have thought, "How can you pour one beer down the drain more than once?"

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Sep 16, 2020 07:47:42   #
Tug484
 
Bebida wrote:
I would have thought, "How can you pour one beer down the drain more than once?"


It would be hard.
When I married my second husband, my son's were telling him that I made their dad bleed.
I said, I did not.
They took everything off the coffee table and flipped it over.
Blood splatter!
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
That night more of his beer for poured down the drain.
It wasn't my blood either.
I nailed him between the eyes with a glass of coke and pushed the coffee table upside down with my feet.
It was on! By that, I mean my temper and the fight I brought to him.

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