Comparative Analysis Of Religious Philosophies
Jun 4, 2014 21:32:19 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
mwdegutis wrote:
Did you hear the one about the atheist and dyslexic who had a kid who grew up to believe that there is no such thing as dog?
I heard where the kid had narcoplepsy, dyslexia and was agnostic. He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog, or not....badda-boom! :lol: :thumbup:
Jun 4, 2014 23:24:35 #
mwdegutis wrote:
Did you hear the one about the atheist and dyslexic who had a kid who grew up to believe that there is no such thing as dog?
No tell us about him... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jun 4, 2014 23:44:13 #
slatten49 wrote:
I heard where the kid had narcoplepsy, dyslexia and was agnostic. He lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog, or not....badda-boom! :lol: :thumbup:
Do you know the definition of narcolepsy?
I obviously am stupid as this makes zero sense to me.
Jun 4, 2014 23:54:23 #
AuntiE wrote:
Do you know the definition of narcolepsy?
I obviously am stupid as this makes zero sense to me.
I obviously am stupid as this makes zero sense to me.
I'll loan you 50 sense. :shock: :shock:
Jun 5, 2014 00:00:40 #
Armageddun wrote:
I'll loan you 50 sense. :shock: :shock:
To understand his post it may require substantially more.
I have been known to do soup deliveries. Aha...success! :thumbup:
Jun 5, 2014 00:06:25 #
AuntiE wrote:
To understand his post it may require substantially more.
I have been known to do soup deliveries. Aha...success! :thumbup:
I have been known to do soup deliveries. Aha...success! :thumbup:
I can almost hear him slurping right now.
Jun 5, 2014 00:09:56 #
Jun 5, 2014 00:15:48 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Do you know the definition of narcolepsy?
I obviously am stupid as this makes zero sense to me.
I obviously am stupid as this makes zero sense to me.
Narcolepsy is a pattern of irregular sleep cycles. This makes perfect sense to me, in this joke. If one is having trouble sleeping, one can lay awake all night, wondering wh**ever one chooses.
I will await your correction, if applicable. :oops:
Jun 5, 2014 00:23:57 #
slatten49 wrote:
Narcolepsy is a pattern of irregular sleep cycles. This makes perfect sense to me, in this joke. If one is having trouble sleeping, one can lay awake all night, wondering wh**ever one chooses.
I will await your correction, if applicable. :oops:
I will await your correction, if applicable. :oops:
Merriam Webster:
Quote:
nar·co·lep·sy\ˈnär-kə-ˌ... (show quote)
Based upon the definition of narcolepsy, my confusion continues.
Jun 5, 2014 00:29:23 #
AuntiE wrote:
"The patience of job." or you being obtuse intentionally? :hunf:
I heard that Job got a job.
Good night my dear, dear friends. I have to get my rest. We are keeping one of the Yorkie s that was dumped. Picking him up from the vet tomorrow. His name is Toby. If I can figure out how get some pictures loaded on this thing I will send some, Sue got him a collar and lease this evening. The writing on the tiny collar says, "Stud".
Jun 5, 2014 00:31:17 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Based upon the definition of narcolepsy, my confusion continues.
From the National Institute of Nuerological Disorders and Studies: "Narclepsy is a chronic brain disorder that involves poor control of sleep-wake cycles."
That is my basis for its' use in the joke referencing it. I see no conflict, but will not belabor the discussion...so long as you know my basis for its' usage. :mrgreen:
BTW, you think you are the only one under the burden of confusion? :lol:
Jun 5, 2014 00:32:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Armageddun wrote:
I heard that Job got a job.
I heard the same story, but that he long suffered under the burden of its' duties. :wink:
Rest well, Armie.
Jun 5, 2014 00:38:17 #
slatten49 wrote:
I heard the same story, but that he long suffered under the burden of its' duties. :wink:
Yep, but it had a good ending. He stuck with it, prayed for others, and Got back double what he lost. All but the kids. 8 kids is too many kids unless you have goats.
Now 8 grandkids would be ok.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jun 5, 2014 00:40:12 #
Armageddun wrote:
Yep, but it had a good ending. He stuck with it, prayed for others, and Got back double what he lost. All but the kids. 8 kids is too many kids unless you have goats.
Now 8 grandkids would be ok.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now 8 grandkids would be ok.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. Ink a dinka dink, dink a dinka do. ra cha cha cha cha :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jun 5, 2014 00:50:20 #
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.