Comparative Analysis Of Religious Philosophies
Jun 4, 2014 12:52:17 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
I found this amusing. If it offends anyone, I apologize.
COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS OF RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES
TAOISM: Sh*t happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say "Sh*t happens."
BUDDHISM: If sh*t happens, it really isn't shi*t.
ZEN: What is the sound of shi*t happening?
HINDUISM: This sh*t happened before.
ISLAM: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah.
PROTESTANT: Let sh*t happen to someone else.
CATHOLIC: If sh*t happens, you deserve it.
JUDAISM: Why does sh*t always happen to us?
ATHEIST: Sh*t happens for no apparent reason.
AGNOSTICS: Farts happen.
JEHOVAH WITNESS: Let us in, and we'll tell you why sh*t
happens.
HARE KRISHNA; Sh*t happens, sh*t happens, sh*t sh*t
happens, happens, sh*t happens.
PAGAN: Sh*t is part of the Goddess, too!
SCIENTOLOGIST: Feces occurs.
COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS OF RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES
TAOISM: Sh*t happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say "Sh*t happens."
BUDDHISM: If sh*t happens, it really isn't shi*t.
ZEN: What is the sound of shi*t happening?
HINDUISM: This sh*t happened before.
ISLAM: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah.
PROTESTANT: Let sh*t happen to someone else.
CATHOLIC: If sh*t happens, you deserve it.
JUDAISM: Why does sh*t always happen to us?
ATHEIST: Sh*t happens for no apparent reason.
AGNOSTICS: Farts happen.
JEHOVAH WITNESS: Let us in, and we'll tell you why sh*t
happens.
HARE KRISHNA; Sh*t happens, sh*t happens, sh*t sh*t
happens, happens, sh*t happens.
PAGAN: Sh*t is part of the Goddess, too!
SCIENTOLOGIST: Feces occurs.
Jun 4, 2014 12:53:24 #
Jun 4, 2014 13:11:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
I found this amusing. If it offends anyone, I apo... (show quote)
I am a protestant Christian. This does not offend me. Actually it's kind of funny! Too many Christians take things too seriously! I like to think of God as having a sense of humor.
Jun 4, 2014 13:54:15 #
rickdri wrote:
I am a protestant Christian. This does not offend me. Actually it's kind of funny! Too many Christians take things too seriously! I like to think of God as having a sense of humor.
He must, think about it. :D
Jun 4, 2014 13:57:08 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
He must, think about it. :D
I have a thread/post for that very thought...be patient. :mrgreen:
Jun 4, 2014 14:02:33 #
slatten49 wrote:
I have a thread/post for that very thought...be patient. :mrgreen:
Of Job, as I have proven in the past. :D
Jun 4, 2014 14:19:05 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Of Job, as I have proven in the past. :D
What job ;) have you proved being up to in the past...precise discerner? :mrgreen:
Jun 4, 2014 14:51:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
What job ;) have you proved being up to in the past...precise discerner? :mrgreen:
"The patience of job." or you being obtuse intentionally? :hunf:
Jun 4, 2014 14:55:49 #
slatten49 wrote:
I found this amusing. If it offends anyone, I apo... (show quote)
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Thanks for posting this. I haven't seen it for a long time. A lot of t***h in a very small space. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jun 4, 2014 15:49:20 #
slatten49 wrote:
I found this amusing. If it offends anyone, I apo... (show quote)
All I can say is, take it for what's it worth, and "Move On".
Jun 4, 2014 15:50:13 #
slatten49 wrote:
I found this amusing. If it offends anyone, I apo... (show quote)
How about the agnostic who said, "I didn't know s*it happened are you sure :?:
How about the optimist who said,"Boy its going to be a S*itty day?
Of course the pessimist would have to agree for once.
Jun 4, 2014 16:11:32 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
"The patience of job." or you being obtuse intentionally? :hunf:
Guilty as charged. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
Jun 4, 2014 16:12:18 #
slatten49 wrote:
Guilty as charged. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
Nothing new there. :D :lol:
Jun 4, 2014 16:13:26 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
slatten49 wrote:
Guilty as charged. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
Shouldn't Job be capitalized, as in your earlier post? :-D
Also, "Or, are you being obtuse, intentionally?" Gotcha! :lol:
The mischief is in me today! :oops: Forgive me?
Jun 4, 2014 21:06:22 #
Did you hear the one about the atheist and dyslexic who had a kid who grew up to believe that there is no such thing as dog?
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