We give them a shot of anisthetic right after the band goes on, seems to help

Very warped joke for you.
An American tourist went to Spain and while there went to a bull fight. After the fight the man was invited to have dinner with the owner of the bull fighting establishment. Because of the fact that he was a guest and a very rich man, the owner of the restaurant told him "As my guess, you get the special part of the dead bull and gave him a plate with the bulls testicles, cooked and presented on it. It was an honor and apparently a great meal which he shared with the other guests. The following year the man went back to Spain and brought a friend along. After the bull fight was over, they all went to the same restaurant. Again the owner told his guests that they would be honored with the prize. The waiter brought out a platter with a wide variety of food and a silver covered platter which he presented to the guests. The new guest lifted up the lid and saw two very small items on the plate/ The guest from the previous year said "Wait, what is this, they are so small?" The waiter replied "SOMETIMES THE BULL IS NOT THE LOOSER!!"

The neighbors raise Nigerian Dwarf Dairy goats. The extra males are generally castrated at 2 to 3 weeks. Most of those will be 4H projects for local kids, some will be sold as weed control to people who want goats for the purpose but don't want to breed them. The does, if not bred are very prone to mastitis, the intact males have a very strong odor at maturity but the castrated males, called whethers, are tractable and responsive, and make great pets, not generally housebreakable but wonderful as outside pets. One of "our boys", named Pete, has several he has trained to do obedience type excercises and dancing routines. My dad was a country vet and required that my brother and I learned about vet work, figuring that girls needed to do what ever the boys did.

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