archie bunker Loc: Texas

I've read through OPP, pulled weeds till my hands hurt, and still no satisfaction. I'm busting out the big gun. The backpack sprayer.
While I think most of yall are fine folks, some aren't in my opinion, so my frustration will be taken out on weeds.
After that, I'll mow, and listen to the grass scream.

Time to let it all go, and decompress.........

Have a good day as best you can!

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

I understand the frustration. however, today I have a better way to vent. The neighbors kids are two to three weeks old now, and there are a number of extra males. This is the day to castrate them, band them and let the testicles slough off. While I am doing that I will be thinking of a few Marxist dupes and naming the soon to be whethers after them.I am sure you can image who I am thinking of, and you are most assuredly not part of that group.

SWMBO

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

BigMike Loc: yerington nv

Redrum!

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I hope you're referring to goats.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Yes, of course. Nigerian Dwarf dairy goats belonging to the neighbors. I helped bring the kids into the world, gave them their first shots and am now preparing the extra males to become 4H projects for some great children.

SWMBO

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Banding....we banded my son's show goat, and he b***hed for a week. Screaming in pain as his junk dried up. Perfect!!

Thing is, I'm not sure if the ones we have in mind can muster a testicle among the collective lot of em.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Awww, damn! She beat me to the punch!
I was gonna say, "Yeah, old ones like you!"

All in jest, of course!

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

We give them a shot of anisthetic right after the band goes on, seems to help

Very warped joke for you.
An American tourist went to Spain and while there went to a bull fight. After the fight the man was invited to have dinner with the owner of the bull fighting establishment. Because of the fact that he was a guest and a very rich man, the owner of the restaurant told him "As my guess, you get the special part of the dead bull and gave him a plate with the bulls testicles, cooked and presented on it. It was an honor and apparently a great meal which he shared with the other guests. The following year the man went back to Spain and brought a friend along. After the bull fight was over, they all went to the same restaurant. Again the owner told his guests that they would be honored with the prize. The waiter brought out a platter with a wide variety of food and a silver covered platter which he presented to the guests. The new guest lifted up the lid and saw two very small items on the plate/ The guest from the previous year said "Wait, what is this, they are so small?" The waiter replied "SOMETIMES THE BULL IS NOT THE LOOSER!!"

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I never claimed to be plumb, and square! But I shoot straight!
I couldn't pass up the shot!

And, I would question the freshness of year old testicles before I would eat them!

Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon

I get those doggone man eating sundew bastards that stick all over you. I found that the cheapest stuff I can buy works best on them...

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Now I have a dilemma. The yard needs a haircut..So do I. There are two T-bone steaks in the fridge, and I have the wherewithal to cook them........

I'm not gonna phone a friend for the right answer, I'm cooking the steaks!

The haircut can wait another day!

BigMike Loc: yerington nv

No sht? Youz a true man!

PS: Had a bad experience with said goats. Put hoofprints (hoofdents actually) on the roof, hood and trunk of my car.

Ray Smith

Don't murder the weeds, k**l them with weed k**ler, but dont use Round-up, it might k**l you!

Sincerely, Ray Smith