Do You or Your Cow Fart? (Page 11): Playing tennis involves a "fairway:sm07:" :sm06: And, a "sand: court :sm07: :sm09: There's some work to do here. :sm16:...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

archie bunker wrote:

Would the court be sand, clay, or turf?

Maybe all 3 with a concrete 'fairway'?

Playing tennis involves a "fairway

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And, a "sand: court

There's some work to do here.

sisboombaa

slatten49 wrote:

Playing tennis involves a "fairway img src="h... (show quote)

In the spirit of returning your helpful hint on another thread, by showing me my error of getting off subject, let me remind you that this thread is about bovine fluffs and not tennis. No criticism meant. Just returning a helpful hint to a friend. But I will admit tennis smells better than cow fluffs. However, one must wonder how cow farts turned into tennis; what could be the connecting trigger? Oh well, nothing to lose sleep over.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

sisboombaa wrote:

In the spirit of returning your helpful hint on another thread, by showing me my error of getting off subject, let me remind you that this thread is about bovine fluffs and not tennis. No criticism meant. Just returning a helpful hint to a friend. But I will admit tennis smells better than cow fluffs. However, one must wonder how cow farts turned into tennis; what could be the connecting trigger? Oh well, nothing to lose sleep over.

Firstly... It's redneck tennis...

Secondly... Cow farts are redneck tennis terminology... They refer to the referees...

Thirdly... There was a very logical progression from cow farts to redneck tennis...Go back and follow the thread...

Fourthly... Grab a shovel and join the fun... Bring your own 'ball' though... It's the polite thing to do...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

sisboombaa wrote:

In the spirit of returning your helpful hint on another thread, by showing me my error of getting off subject, let me remind you that this thread is about bovine fluffs and not tennis. No criticism meant. Just returning a helpful hint to a friend. But I will admit tennis smells better than cow fluffs. However, one must wonder how cow farts turned into tennis; what could be the connecting trigger? Oh well, nothing to lose sleep over.

I wholeheartedly agree with ya', Sis...but, Arch & Canuckus brought 'redneck tennis' into the fray, and my having had been a tournament tennis player for over thirty years...I found it amusing.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

Firstly... It's redneck tennis... br br Secondly.... (show quote)

Referees are referred to as 'cow farts' in redneck tennis

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

slatten49 wrote:

Referees are referred to as 'cow farts' in redneck tennis

I love tennis too...

Was out til almost midnight yesterday playing..

I did not do well...

Yes... Referees are considered cow farts in redneck tennis...

Example:
CD: Clang...
AB: Clang...
CD: Clang...
AB: Clump, clang... (shovel misses and hits the ground... But bounces back and strikes the ball (also refered to as 'the little Mikey"))..

Referee: Point to CD...
AB: The hell you say... That was a solid Hit on the backswing...

Referee: Phfffttttt!

See... Perfectly logical...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

I love tennis too... br br Was out til almost mid... (show quote)

Well, apparently, you play a different brand of tennis than I. Love still means nothing to a player...right?

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

slatten49 wrote:

Well, apparently, you play a different brand of tennis than I. Love still means nothing to a player...right?

In redneck tennis 'love' takes on a very different meaning...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Canuckus Deploracus wrote:

In redneck tennis 'love' takes on a very different meaning...

After reading of the previous differences between traditional and redneck tennis...I dare not ask.

Regretfully, my friend, I have to call it a night. I am tired and have a big day tomorrow.

sisboombaa

To all you tennis buffs. I stand corrected. As should be obvious to all I know nothing about tennis. Therefore, to heck with cow flatulence. It's not my favorite subject anyway.

bdamage Loc: My Bunker

crazylibertarian wrote:

Do You or Your Cow Fart? br br br Bovine flatus,... (show quote)

Well all I can say is....

Fit2BTied Loc: Texas

bdamage wrote:

Well all I can say is....

It had to happen sooner or later...LOL.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

sisboombaa wrote:

To all you tennis buffs. I stand corrected. As should be obvious to all I know nothing about tennis. Therefore, to heck with cow flatulence. It's not my favorite subject anyway.

Just so you know my beef: I'm still trying to figure out how this stinking thread has lasted so long.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

slatten49 wrote:

Well, apparently, you play a different brand of tennis than I. Love still means nothing to a player...right?

In redneck tennis, we use two different kinds of rackets. The curved one when you want some spin on it, and the flat one for slam dunks!

If the 'ball' fails to bounce on your side, then you're allowed one 'chip shot' with the curved one. Whoever fails to return the ball loses the point.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

archie bunker wrote:

In redneck tennis, we use two different kinds of rackets. The curved one when you want some spin on it, and the flat one for slam dunks!

If the 'ball' fails to bounce on your side, then you're allowed one 'chip shot' with the curved one. Whoever fails to return the ball loses the point.

Once again, I find myself a Neanderthal in today's times.

Clearly, I need a refresher course on how to play tennis...rather than with the court, equipment and rules to which I had become accustomed.