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Feb 12, 2019 18:55:23   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Hug wrote:
I very much enjoyed the jokes you gentlemen posted. You are great Americans.


What about me?

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Feb 12, 2019 18:56:44   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Guess I missed ANY ideology in your stance. Like obama throwing out the first pitch. No stance, no follow through, no strikes. Didn't make it over the plate.

That is likely due to your being a 'flatliner.'

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Feb 12, 2019 18:57:29   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
What about me?

You're a Canadian living in China. How could you qualify as a "great American "

Though, you do seem like a pretty decent guy...for a foreigner.

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Feb 12, 2019 19:05:11   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
You're Canadian living in China. How could you qualify as a "great American "

Though, you do seem like a pretty decent guy...for a foreigner.


The scorn displayed by you 'cis-Americans' towards us 't***s-Americans' is truly ugly...

And many would maintain that Canada is the best state in USA ...

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Feb 12, 2019 19:05:36   #
Hug
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
What about me?

You too.

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Feb 12, 2019 19:09:38   #
Mikeyavelli
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I actually enjoy some of Frost's work...
Personal opinion...

In China there is a saying...放香屁...
It roughly t***slates into ' sweetsmelling fart'... Basically used to call out a well worded argument which is lacking in substance...


Frost's poetry is like sex wearing 3 condoms.

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Feb 12, 2019 19:11:10   #
Mikeyavelli
 
Hug wrote:
I very much enjoyed the jokes you gentlemen posted. You are great Americans.


Thane Q. 😆

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Feb 12, 2019 19:11:53   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Frost's poetry is like sex wearing 3 condoms.


Yep...
Probably not a good idea to bring condoms into a fart thread...

Just saying...

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Feb 12, 2019 19:19:53   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
The scorn displayed by you 'cis-Americans' towards us 't***s-Americans' is truly ugly...

And many would maintain that Canada is the best state in USA ...

Not too many, I'd bet Texas is, by far

That is my unbiased opinion.

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Feb 12, 2019 21:24:55   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Don't know about s**t...

But you have made the shovel list...


Fiberglass handle! I'm telling you!

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Feb 12, 2019 21:29:37   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
Fiberglass handle! I'm telling you!


We could make a sport out of it....

Redneck tennis...

The sport where both sides are winners...

The Progressives will love it

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Feb 12, 2019 21:40:34   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
We could make a sport out of it....

Redneck tennis...

The sport where both sides are winners...

The Progressives will love it


Might have to tweak the rules a bit.
I mean, everbody ain't gonna bounce when they land on the other side of the net.
But, it's doable!

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Feb 12, 2019 21:43:30   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
Might have to tweak the rules a bit.
I mean, everbody ain't gonna bounce when they land on the other side of the net.
But, it's doable!


Nets are d******e and immoral!

We can just draw a line... Like the last POTUS did...

See... I know how to lure the Progressives in

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Feb 12, 2019 22:11:58   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Nets are d******e and immoral!

We can just draw a line... Like the last POTUS did...

See... I know how to lure the Progressives in


Would the court be sand, clay, or turf?

Maybe all 3 with a concrete 'fairway'?

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Feb 12, 2019 22:21:37   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
Would the court be sand, clay, or turf?

Maybe all 3 with a concrete 'fairway'?


I think we should try to be as inclusive as possible...

Also... We should probably avoid the word 'court'... It might trigger some snowflakes and fence jumpers...

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