Nag, Nag Nag!
Feb 25, 2014 23:48:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
You can kick dirt well, but not capitalize 'I'? :shock:
Strange.
Strange.
I find it strange as well. An iPad automatically capitalizes I. :?: :-o
I am feeling the effects of working with numbers for two days and the stress thereof. I will bid all a fond goodnight.
Feb 25, 2014 23:56:25 #
AuntiE wrote:
As it would appear the men's products available for "itching" may not be effective, mayhaps a trip through the feminine product isle would be a thought. :shock: :oops: 8-) :D :-P
OUCH...
Feb 26, 2014 00:00:31 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
I find it strange as well. An iPad automatically capitalizes I. :?: :-o
I am feeling the effects of working with numbers for two days and the stress thereof. I will bid all a fond goodnight.
I am feeling the effects of working with numbers for two days and the stress thereof. I will bid all a fond goodnight.
Rest well, my dear AuntiE. :thumbup:
I like your little 'tiger'. :wink:
Feb 26, 2014 00:01:51 #
Feb 27, 2014 21:29:06 #
slatten49 wrote:
Got an 'itch', Archie? :lol:
Know what you get when you cross a bee with a misqutio? (SP)
Feb 27, 2014 21:34:16 #
cant beleve
Loc: Planet Kolob
Armageddun wrote:
Know what you get when you cross a bee with a misqutio? (SP)
No what?
Feb 27, 2014 21:36:53 #
cant beleve wrote:
No what?
You get sting along with itch.... :roll: :roll: :roll:
Feb 27, 2014 21:37:14 #
Armageddun wrote:
Know what you get when you cross a bee with a misqutio? (SP)
Don't you know soeone is being h**eful to Aunti? Go to introduction.
Feb 27, 2014 21:43:01 #
cant beleve wrote:
No what?
Retired and Bored
I got this in email today...
For all my thinking about or close to retirement friends.
A few days ago my best friend from high school sent me a
'Viet Nam Veteran' cap. I never had one of these
before, and I was pretty hyped about it, especially because my friend was
considerate enough to take the time to send it to me.
Yesterday, I wore it when I went to Wal-Mart. There was
nothing in particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer; but,
since
I retired, trips to Wally World to look at
the Walmartians is always good for some comic relief. Besides, I
always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people that frequent the
establishment. But, I digress... enough of my psychological
fixations.
While standing in line to check out, the guy in front of me, probably in
his early thirties, asked, "Are you a
Viet Nam Vet?"
"No," I replied.
"Then why are you wearing that cap?"?
"Because I couldn't find the one from the War of 1812." I
thought it was a snappy retort.
"The War of 1812, huh?" the Walmartian queried, "When
was that?"
God forgive me, but I couldn't pass up such an opportunity.
"1936," I answered as straight-faced as possible.
He pondered my response for a moment and responded, "Why do they
call it the War of 1812 if it was in 1936?"
"It was a Black Op. No one is supposed to know
about it." This was beginning to be way fun!
"Dude! Really?" he exclaimed. "How did you get to do something that
COOOOL?"
I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy and
in a low voice said, "I'm not sure. I was the only Caucasian on
the mission."(ref black op ed)
"Dude," he was really getting excited about what he was hearing,
"that is seriously awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand
out?"
"Not really. The other guys were wearing white
camouf**ge."
The moron nodded knowingly.
"Listen man," I said in a very serious tone,
"You can't tell anyone about this. It's still 'top secret' and I shouldn't
have said anything."
"Oh yeah?" he gave me the 'don't threaten me look.' "Like, what's
gonna happen if I do?"
With a really hard look I said, "You have a family don't you? We
wouldn't want anything to happen to them, would we?"
The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the
door. By this time the lady behind me was about to have a heart attack she
was laughing so hard. I just grinned at her.
What a great time! Tomorrow I'm going back with my
Homeland Security cap.
Then the next day I will go to the license agency and wear my Border
Patrol hat,and see how long it takes to empty the place.
Whoever said retirement is boring just needs the right kind of
cap!
Feb 27, 2014 21:53:11 #
Lily wrote:
Don't you know soeone is being h**eful to Aunti? Go to introduction.
Where is someone being h**eful to AuntiE? Name of the page please?
Feb 27, 2014 22:01:26 #
Armageddun wrote:
Where is someone being h**eful to AuntiE? Name of the page please?
In Introduction. Something called Deafening fanfare slowly subsides to scattered clapping. He called her a troll, religious zelot and a jerk.
Feb 27, 2014 22:07:50 #
cant beleve
Loc: Planet Kolob
Lily wrote:
Don't you know soeone is being h**eful to Aunti? Go to introduction.
Introduction where is that location?
Feb 27, 2014 22:17:55 #
cant beleve wrote:
Introduction where is that location?
You go to home. It shows main, introduction and chit chat.
The new member called her a troll, religious zelot and jerk. i told Banjojack I would be quiet. I can't. She is never h**eful.
Feb 27, 2014 22:19:41 #
Lily wrote:
Don't you know soeone is being h**eful to Aunti? Go to introduction.
I just can't find her.... I bet she can handle herself.
Feb 27, 2014 22:21:04 #
slatten49 wrote:
A mentalist would have had trouble picking up a baseball reference in that post/comment.....please. :? 8-)
Besides, I suspect Armageddun's shortstop days are in the past. :wink:
Besides, I suspect Armageddun's shortstop days are in the past. :wink:
Hey you are talking to a man who restrung his own tennis racket....
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