AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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AuntiE wrote:
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
:lol: :shock:
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it bein... (
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Love it, love it, love it. Good one AuntiE
What kind'a 'pact' do you wives have, anyway....IMpact?
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slatten49 wrote:
What kind'a 'pact' do you wives have, anyway....IMpact?
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I'd h**e to get an impaction then! :oops:
lpnmajor wrote:
I'd h**e to get an impaction then! :oops:
Yeah, like you haven't, before! :lol: :mrgreen:
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, like you haven't, before! :lol: :mrgreen:
Hey! Who's been telling you stories? Did someone leak my MR? :-( :roll: :P
lpnmajor wrote:
Hey! Who's been telling you stories? Did someone leak my MR? :-( :roll: :P
Well, first off, you're married. 'Nuf said.
Secondly, you've publicly lamented the threats upon your well being by, we'll say...unknown sources. :wink: :mrgreen:
AuntiE wrote:
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
:lol: :shock:
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Fantastic !!!!
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AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
MrEd wrote:
Fantastic !!!!
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A caste iron sk**let is such a lovely thing. :lol: :idea: :-P :!:
AuntiE wrote:
A caste iron sk**let is such a lovely thing. :lol: :idea: :-P :!:
Not to the recipient of the sk**let! :shock: :hunf:
slatten49 wrote:
Not to the recipient of the sk**let! :shock: :hunf:
That's what my folk say about strange creatures, " let sk**let ", which we do then try to eat it.
lpnmajor wrote:
That's what my folk say about strange creatures, " let sk**let ", which we do then try to eat it.
We have lots of roadsk**let down here in Texas. None need go hungry. :lol:
slatten49 wrote:
We have lots of roadsk**let down here in Texas. None need go hungry. :lol:
Exactly. Jusk**let with a sk**let and your meal is more than half finished.
lpnmajor wrote:
Exactly. Jusk**let with a sk**let and your meal is more than half finished.
Yeah, most times, things 'pan' out 'round dinnertime! :wink:
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