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Feb 17, 2014 23:23:04   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, most times, things 'pan' out 'round dinnertime! :wink:


True, and being run over a time or two, tenderizes the meat. I've k**led more deer with my truck than I have with my rifle. I guess I'm a better driver than I am a h****r. Bone up a teet! :lol:

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Feb 17, 2014 23:32:45   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
lpnmajor wrote:
True, and being run over a time or two, tenderizes the meat. I've k**led more deer with my truck than I have with my rifle. I guess I'm a better driver than I am a h****r. Bone up a teet! :lol:


"Bone up a teet?" That's priceless, Doc! :lol: :thumbup:

Isn't that French? :shock: :mrgreen:

Nothing like looking down the barrel of your headlights! :lol:

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Feb 17, 2014 23:58:57   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
"Bone up a teet?" That's priceless, Doc! :lol: :thumbup:

Isn't that French? :shock: :mrgreen:

Nothing like looking down the barrel of your headlights! :lol:


I think it's French. I heard Julia Child use it all the time. I've been too afraid to try it though. I put a HUD in my truck with a targeting pip. Works pretty good too! :mrgreen:

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Feb 18, 2014 21:43:56   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
A caste iron sk**let is such a lovely thing. :lol: :idea: :-P :!:

I'm glad the one I dodged wasn't cast iron!! It was close! The extra weight just might have reshaped my head. True story. We stil have the sk**let, dent and all. Lol!! she has no memory of it (tequila) but I do!! So I insited we keep that sk**let. That was 16-17 years ago, but I still have great respect for Mrs. Bunker's throwing arm!!

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Feb 18, 2014 21:50:20   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
archie bunker wrote:
I'm glad the one I dodged wasn't cast iron!! It was close! The extra weight just might have reshaped my head. True story. We stil have the sk**let, dent and all. Lol!! she has no memory of it (tequila) but I do!! So I insited we keep that sk**let. That was 16-17 years ago, but I still have great respect for Mrs. Bunker's throwing arm!!


I take it you don't sing to her. "Get out in dat ketchen and rattle dem pot's and pan's"

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Feb 18, 2014 22:06:05   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
I take it you don't sing to her. "Get out in dat ketchen and rattle dem pot's and pan's"

Hey! Don't start with me! I run things around MY house! I run the washing machine, the dryer, dishwasher, vacuum cleaner, etc.
So don't give me no lip!

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Feb 18, 2014 22:17:04   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
archie bunker wrote:
Hey! Don't start with me! I run things around MY house! I run the washing machine, the dryer, dishwasher, vacuum cleaner, etc.
So don't give me no lip!


Howdy partner!!! One word from me and she does what she wants to... :thumbup: :XD:

I know you run things, how else would a man know how to spell vacuum? I used to sell them but never learned how to spell them, always left a "U" out. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :oops:

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Feb 18, 2014 22:36:00   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
AuntiE wrote:
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.


:lol: :shock:
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it bein... (show quote)




Ima thinkin you been watchin too much T.V. :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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Feb 18, 2014 22:39:18   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
Howdy partner!!! One word from me and she does what she wants to... :thumbup: :XD:

I know you run things, how else would a man know how to spell vacuum? I used to sell them but never learned how to spell them, always left a "U" out. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :oops:

You know...funny thing about that vacuum. I thought it was made to suck the dirt out of the carpet. NO! It was apparantly made to make lines on the carpet!
:? I fooled her one day. I drug it out, and made the lines on the carpet look just right. (I never even turned it on!)!! She thought I did a great job!! :XD: :XD:

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Feb 18, 2014 22:53:32   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
archie bunker wrote:
You know...funny thing about that vacuum. I thought it was made to suck the dirt out of the carpet. NO! It was apparantly made to make lines on the carpet!
:? I fooled her one day. I drug it out, and made the lines on the carpet look just right. (I never even turned it on!)!! She thought I did a great job!! :XD: :XD:


HI 5 that's one for the Gipper. I lke a man that can think on his feet. :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 18, 2014 23:19:03   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
archie bunker wrote:
Hey! Don't start with me! I run things around MY house! I run the washing machine, the dryer, dishwasher, vacuum cleaner, etc.
So don't give me no lip!


How about the stove? You did not mention if you run that! :-) :lol: :idea:

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Feb 18, 2014 23:47:10   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
archie bunker wrote:
You know...funny thing about that vacuum. I thought it was made to suck the dirt out of the carpet. NO! It was apparantly made to make lines on the carpet!
:? I fooled her one day. I drug it out, and made the lines on the carpet look just right. (I never even turned it on!)!! She thought I did a great job!! :XD: :XD:


We better duck, the boss just came in... Shhhhhh hide

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Feb 18, 2014 23:49:01   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
AuntiE wrote:
How about the stove? You did not mention if you run that! :-) :lol: :idea:


Well there is that sweet nice lady, Archie was just talkin bout you. :roll: :oops: :cry:

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Feb 19, 2014 00:01:54   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
AuntiE wrote:
How about the stove? You did not mention if you run that! :-) :lol: :idea:


Hey! I do the cooking in my house and damn proud of it too! Picking out what we eat is about the only thing I GET to pick out. That's ok though, I'm the best dressed man my Wife can make me. :P

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Feb 19, 2014 00:09:55   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Hey! I do the cooking in my house and damn proud of it too! Picking out what we eat is about the only thing I GET to pick out. That's ok though, I'm the best dressed man my Wife can make me. :P


Either our wives are sisters or we are brothers...
So much in common. we have to stop meeting like this. :shock: :shock:

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